'Dad Jokes' Sunday, T-Net's 'Comic Strip'...ish...

Jul 6, 2025, 6:59 AM

A half-truth joke of sorts...

I slipped into a place here in Charleston, Prohibition, for a nip and nibble. I'm minding my own business when this tart of a gal, a few years younger than me, sidled up along side at the bar...she went by Widow Jane. Seemed pleasant enough...had a few moments of light banter until I hear loud voices and then...a tap on the shoulder. Seems this Russian gangster sorta guy, Smirnoff, took exception to my chat session. His tag-along punks, a ship's captain by the name of Morgan, and a green-toothed (only saw one) red neck, Jack Daniels, decided to help him teach me a lesson! Those suckers nailed me! And to top it all off, who's the first person I see this morning that wants to help? Bloody Mary! No! Go away! (So...Prohibition is true...

) (InspectorM might like)

What do dogs and phones have in common?
They both have collar ID! (It's a rule...have to poast one groaner!)

Sometimes I look at people and think...really? Really?
That's the sperm that won? (...and sometimes, I AM Salty!)

Have a great day, Tiger Nation! And for the folks in the Texas hill country...T's & P's! Horrible!

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Fun facts or dumb facts, you decide:

- There are more airplanes in the ocean than there are submarines in the sky.
- There are more hydrogen atoms in a single molecule of water than stars in the entire solar system.
- Humans eat more bananas than monkeys. In fact, the average human has never eaten a monkey.
- The average person has less than 10 fingers. The median person has 10. But the mean person has less fingers than the average person.
- If you remove someone's intestines and measure them end to end, they'll probably die.
- 32 countries compete in the World Cup, but only one competes in the World Series. Does that sound rigged? I would add Canada, but they’re part of the United States.
- Only one planet competes for Miss Universe.
- The average person has one ovary and one testickle.
- Most lost items are found in the last place you look for them.
- Birthdays are good for you. People who have more of them live longer.
- There are 10 parts of the human body with 3 letters: eye, ear, leg, toe, rib, lip, hip, gum, jaw, arm.
- The forecast for tonight: dark, with widely scattered light expected in the morning (from George Carlin).
- A long time ago the counsel of roosters came together, to decide when would be the best time to sing. They decided that the crack of dawn'll do.

'Dad Jokes' Sunday, T-Net's 'Comic Strip'...ish...

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My puns on Zoom fell flat; I'm not even remotely funny

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Hey, Spud!!

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lol***

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