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'Dad Joke' Sunday...half-hearted, at best
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'Dad Joke' Sunday...half-hearted, at best

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Jun 22, 2025, 8:11 AM
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I see the overnight developments have reinforced the fractures in 'one nation'. Some will revel in name calling...it will, no doubt, make all the difference in their self-esteems.

In that vein...here's a reminder:
In this world, there are only three people who are always right:
1. Women
2. Firstborn daughters
3. Firstborn granddaughters

If you find someone who's all three, brace yourself! (I've been married to one for over 41 years! ;) )

I just deleted a very good friend for posting "Jobs should Higher you Weather you have a Fella Knee or Mister Meaner!" :) :) (Not an English major!)


Enjoy your sizzling summer Sunday, Tiger Nation...

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We're all wondering how everything will play out: So here's to Time Travel jokes

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Jun 22, 2025, 8:25 AM
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The bartender responds, “We don’t serve time-travelers here.”
A time-traveler walks into a bar.


The punchline always comes before the joke.
What's the worst thing about telling time travel jokes?

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Clemson: Academic Excellence! Athletic Excellence!


Re: 'Dad Joke' Sunday...half-hearted, at best

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Jun 22, 2025, 8:52 AM
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What parts of Popeye don’t rust?

The parts that he dips in Olive Oil!!

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Mr. Clever!

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Jun 22, 2025, 10:41 AM
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I got a summer job working in a hay field. After the first day I baled.

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Jun 22, 2025, 9:27 AM
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Who is the most important person at the tree pruning company? The Branch Manager. You may get promoted to that level if you stick to it. Wood you want that?

Anyone wanna buy a Delorean? It has super low mileage and doesn’t need roads. And it's only been driven from time to time.

A man's wife said she was going to hurt him if he named their daughter something ridiculous, but he called her Bluff.

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Re: 'Dad Joke' Sunday...half-hearted, at best

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Jun 22, 2025, 9:36 AM
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If I ever get a pet termite I’m gonna name him Clint Eatswood.

Somebody needs to invent a thought controlled air freshener. It makes a lot of scents if you think about it.

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lol***

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Jun 22, 2025, 10:43 AM
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Jun 22, 2025, 3:24 PM
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What if Stacy's Mom was Jesse's
Girl and her number was
8675309?

I ONCE OFFERED A TEDDY BEAR DINNER BUT HE SAID NO
THANKS I'M
ALREADY STUFFED.

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