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Coot jokes
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Coot jokes

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Nov 24, 2024, 6:15 PM

I know we have all heard them a million times but this time of year would love to hear everyone tell their favorite coot joke so I will start.
Two SC fans had tickets to come to the game in Clemson Saturday, but they could not find a ride or a rental available no matter how hard they tried. They finally heard about an old farmer just outside of Columbia who rented mules. They went to see him and sure enough he had one available they could rent to ride to Clemson. The farmer told them he had a special mule that could see color and was trained to stop at red lights and start going again when it turned green. On game day they got on the mule and headed up I 26 to Greenville and then on to Clemson. Later on they were seen hitch hiking on I 85 by another coot fan who pulled over to offer a ride. When he asked why they were hitching a ride they told him about the mule. " We were doing just fine until we got to Greenville and the mule stopped at a red light. A carload of Clemson fans pulled up beside us and stuck their heads out the window laughing saying " look at those two a***s on that mule." " Well what did you do?" We were curious, so we climbed down and walked behind the mule to see for ourselves and soon as we did the light turned green".


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coot are jokes.

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Nov 24, 2024, 7:02 PM

FIFY.

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Two coots walked into a bar.

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Nov 24, 2024, 7:10 PM

The Clemson man ducked.

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Re: Coot jokes

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Nov 24, 2024, 7:15 PM

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....It was the third quarter. Go Tigers whoop the coots

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Nov 24, 2024, 9:43 PM

New guy at a Columbia mortuary starts prepping a body for embalming and sees a cork in the body’s bungh0le. He pulls it out and the bungh0le says “go c0(ks”. He puts the plug back, then pulls it out, and again hears “go c0(ks”. Amazed, he runs to the boss and says “You gotta come see this”. The boss says “I’m busy - this better be important”. He takes the boss to the embalming room, pulls the cork, and out comes “go c0(ks”. The boss grabs the cork, plugs the bungh0le, and says “Quit wasting my time! This is nothing - every coot home game you can hear 50,000 more bungh0les say the same thing for a couple hours”.

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Re: Coot jokes

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Nov 24, 2024, 9:59 PM

What did the coot get on his SAT's?
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BBQ Sauce

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