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Awkward Level 10: Achieved
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Y'all know I work from home, right?
I mean, when I'm not in here that is. So I spend all day upstairs in a room by myself. I see my family some during the summer, but they plan lots of activities and don't really bother me much.
So when I goes out into public, I often find myself sparking a short conversation with a complete stranger because I don't see people very often.
I just stopped at Academy to pick up some roboworms. I find them pink ones the bass like and go to the checkout. A lady in front of my is procuring 2 hats in the shade of garnet. I casually says to her "I guess they were all sold out of the orange hats, eh"? (Yesterday was Canada day). She says "Oh, no, I don't do no orange. My boyfriend died last night and we are going to bury him in gamecock gear."
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Your response: "Glad there's one less of them"
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Jul 2, 2025, 1:36 PM
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THAT would put you at a 10
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Ok so why 2 hats? Did he have a beamer-sized noggin?***
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Jul 2, 2025, 1:38 PM
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She may have actually said
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Jul 2, 2025, 1:40 PM
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We are wearing gamecock gear and burying him...Once she said "My boyfriend died last night" I really lost track of things.
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Gamcock born and gamecock bred and when he died he was gamecock dead.***
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Jul 2, 2025, 1:42 PM
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Re: Gamcock born and gamecock bred and when he died he was gamecock dead.***
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Jul 2, 2025, 1:43 PM
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Think this gif will bring back Obed®?
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Re: Gamcock born and gamecock bred and when he died he was gamecock dead.***
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Jul 2, 2025, 1:50 PM
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Re: GamcDang, it was MARTA?***
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Jul 2, 2025, 3:05 PM
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I smoke gamecock meth and eat gamecock bread,
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Jul 2, 2025, 1:57 PM
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that's why I wipe gamecock jizz off my gamecock 5head.
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Did you respond
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Jul 2, 2025, 1:41 PM
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"My boss has puffy nipples"?
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I fnd that a GREAT conversation starter, especially at cub scout meetings.***
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^^^Ghost of CS02***
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He dead too?
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Jul 2, 2025, 1:48 PM
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I guess the law or an angry father finally caught up with him. I told him not to get chunky. He was going to need to keep up his 40 time.
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Did you respond
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"From the looks of you, he probably wanted to..."
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A couple of directions I could go here, but I'll go with you should have just sa
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Jul 2, 2025, 1:43 PM
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COOT'S GONNA COOT and walked off.
I'll leave the "so she's single" angle to FastChad
BTW, how were her tids?
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Covered
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S/B/F/60
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Me likes fried chicken.*******
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She said buried, not cremated.***
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"Oh. Did you leave your cellphone at home, wear gloves,
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Jul 2, 2025, 1:59 PM
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and burn the gamecock gear he already had on?"
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Re: Awkward Level 10: Achieved
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Prob a fentanyl OD
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Jul 2, 2025, 2:09 PM
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Coots gonna coot
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That's when you double down and say
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Jul 2, 2025, 2:23 PM
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"Good"
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Re: Awkward Level 10: Achieved
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Jul 2, 2025, 2:32 PM
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Shoulda replied "well at least he won't have to witness another USC football season"
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THIS IS WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT!***
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Honestly, I feel much less like a degenerate reading these threads
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Don't know why
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Now, if you want to feel smart, just go read the mange board. Or pol.***
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That's when I respond, "welp nobody's perfect and glad God forgives".
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