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And then, it was Saturday...and Dad Jokes'...
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Jul 12, 2025, 8:18 AM
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And groans...perhaps a few chuckles...and...you get the drift.
In that vein, a most groan-worthy offering:
Why is sand so optimistic?
It has a can-dune attitude!  (I heard the groans across the land!)
But...it can be topped!
What do you call a bee that never made it to the hive?
A wanna bee! (Y'all tap?)
I could claim this is me, but I'm a humble sort, so...
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on a flight. After a few cocktails, the Frenchman bragged, “I made love to my 4 times last night. This morning she made me delicious crepes and told me how much she adored me.”
“Ah, last night, I made love to my wife 6 times,” responded the Italian. “This morning she made me an amazing omelet and told me she could never love another man.”
The American man had remained silent. The Frenchman smugly asked, “And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?”
“Once,” he replied.
“Only once?’, snorted the Italian, arrogantly. “And what did she say to you this morning?”
The American confidently turned his head and replied, “Don’t stop!”
Happy Saturday, Tiger Nation!!
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Jul 12, 2025, 8:21 AM
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Happy Saturday***
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Jul 12, 2025, 9:34 AM
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Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.
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Jul 12, 2025, 10:25 AM
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The sailboat won the race, but it was obviously cheating. Everyone could see it was rigged. Anyone who thought otherwise is a little dinghy. I know, knot funny.
My boy asked me to hand him his sunglasses. I told him I'd do it as soon as he handed me my dad glasses. (That should be groan worthy)
I was on a diabetes awareness website, and it asked me if I accept cookies. Is that a trick question?
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Jul 12, 2025, 12:29 PM
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Jedi Kermit® needs to come in and give you the 10th TU.
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Jul 12, 2025, 1:05 PM
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I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was five.
Never break someone's heart, they only have one. But they have 206 bones.
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
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