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A new week...another Dad Joke Monday

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A new week...another Dad Joke Monday

Feb 10, 2025, 7:13 AM

What did the cucumber say to the pickle?

You mean a great dill to me. (That's sweet...at least they haven't soured on each other...yet)

I'll do algebra, tackle geometry, maybe even a little calculus...but graphing is where I draw the line!

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Re: A new week...another Dad Joke Monday

Feb 10, 2025, 7:19 AM

I recently found out that I’m colorblind.

The news came out of the purple!

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Re: A new week...another Dad Joke Monday

Feb 10, 2025, 7:51 AM

A boy comes home from school at 7:00 pm.

"You're late. Where were you?" asked his father.

"I was with Jessica." He replied.

"What were you doing?" His dad asked again.

"We were just studying dad." replied the boy.

After picking up a snack off the table the boy says, "These fish cakes are lovely."

Dad replied with a smirk, "Wash your hands, those are donuts."