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CU Medallion [64837]
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Super disappointed.
Jan 11, 2021, 8:05 AM
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I had an especially messy poop this AM at work. I reached for the bidet knob and realized that we don't have one at work.
I had to wipe my butt with paper, like a absolute caveman.
Horrifying.
Disappointing.
Deeply troubling.
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Heisman Winner [119748]
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I've been real fudgy for a week or so
Jan 11, 2021, 8:25 AM
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not that anyone cares...
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CU Medallion [64837]
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fudgy?
Jan 11, 2021, 8:26 AM
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that made me lol irl.
I had a big ol cup of butter/MCT oil coffee, a leftover western omlet, and about 10" of onion venison sausage.
Poop was like if you took all that grub, and purree'd it in a magic bullet.
cheek to cheek coverage.
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Orange Blooded [4616]
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Switched back to Keto last week, so I'm pooping rabbit
Jan 11, 2021, 8:26 AM
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pellets, no wipes, HTH...
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CU Medallion [64837]
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no wipe? that takes some serious confidence and conviction
Jan 11, 2021, 8:27 AM
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not even 1 wipe to make sure?
Man, that's why God invented erasers!
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Orange Blooded [4616]
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Well, one wipe, not that brave - I count no wipers if you
Jan 11, 2021, 8:29 AM
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don't see anything on that first wipe...
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^ Quality lunge content ^ early but could be thread of the day***
Jan 11, 2021, 8:36 AM
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Pro Tip: keep these on hand....
Jan 11, 2021, 8:42 AM
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I would be willing to bet less that 1% of that includes
Jan 11, 2021, 10:14 AM
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flushable wipes....
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Oculus Spirit [81078]
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You're like the Qanoners with not accepting those things
Jan 11, 2021, 12:35 PM
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clog the drains.
A couple years back at 11 PM Sunday night when I had to pay a plumber to come fix our clogged up sewer drain, he said most of the clogs he fixes are from the "flushable" wipes.
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CU Medallion [64837]
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Just because you can flush it doesn't mean that you should.
Jan 11, 2021, 12:40 PM
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I am very close to going full TRDJ and just putting a trashcan in the bathroom for people to throw their doodoo paper in.
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Oculus Spirit [81078]
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That was a $400 lesson that I learned and already knew
Jan 11, 2021, 12:44 PM
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Still waiting to get "paid back" for that bill by SOMEONE in my house that uses those things.
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CU Medallion [64837]
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Looks like my septic tank after the cleaning ladies
Jan 11, 2021, 11:09 AM
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tried to ruin my life by flushing 15 rolls of paper towels down the terlet.
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Oculus Spirit [97746]
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The worst is when you wipe and a chunk falls on the
Jan 11, 2021, 8:56 AM
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toilet seat. Or gets on your hands. Of heaven forbid....both.
Good luck with the rest of your day. It's all downhill from here.
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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You stand up to wipe???***
Jan 11, 2021, 9:02 AM
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Oculus Spirit [97746]
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Long story, but yeah
Jan 11, 2021, 9:07 AM
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On the advice of a doctor.
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CU Medallion [64837]
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Your doctor (Heathcliff Huckstable) when you explain
Jan 11, 2021, 11:08 AM
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whatever godawful malady you have that requires you to stand and wipe...
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Oculus Spirit [97746]
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Recurring, and massive pilonidal cysts
Jan 11, 2021, 12:45 PM
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Had two bad ones. Got solid scars from my bunghole to just above my tailbone. One thing the doc said is to always wipe DOWN, not up the backside, as pewp lingers there and can cause another infection. As such, when wiping from the top down, it's easier to stand a little bit.
Doc said my cyst was the biggest he's ever seen. Like a golf ball. I have no nerve endings as a result on my tailbone. I can touch it and not feel anything because digging it all out he cut some nerves, plus scar tissue.
This also means it's not advisable to lick my bawls.
Hope that clarifies things fer ya.
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Lot o points [163012]
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Son of had one of those
Jan 11, 2021, 12:48 PM
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doc in the box took a scalpel to him - ##### cut him up good - she should have referred him to a surgeon as the surgeon said it probably could have been removed a lot easier and less recovery if he had seen it first.
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Oculus Spirit [97746]
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Yeah, I actually had one 3-4 times.
Jan 11, 2021, 4:09 PM
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First time it flared up not a big deal. Went away. Second time it was larger. Doc lanced it like you mentioned. Healed up. Third time it was MASSIVE, had surgery. Fourth time it was massive. Had another surgery. Hopefully I'm done with them now.
One thing I didn't know, but if you catch them when you're a kid, before they ever get infected, then you can seal them up and you will never be bothered with one. You look for a dimple/hole in the tailbone area. Pediatrician should have noted that and sealed it then it would have never been a problem. Once they get infected, they can recur, even after surgery.
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CU Medallion [64837]
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So is it just your whole that's numb, or is the hole chute
Jan 11, 2021, 1:55 PM
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numb?
How far do you have to stick something up there to feel it?
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Oculus Spirit [97746]
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Just the tailbone area.
Jan 11, 2021, 4:05 PM
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Bungwhole still werks.
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