Tiger Board Logo

Donor's Den General Leaderboards TNET coins™ POTD Hall of Fame Map FAQ
GIVE AN AWARD
Use your TNET coins™ to grant this post a special award!

W
50
Big Brain
90
Love it!
100
Cheers
100
Helpful
100
Made Me Smile
100
Great Idea!
150
Mind Blown
150
Caring
200
Flammable
200
Hear ye, hear ye
200
Bravo
250
Nom Nom Nom
250
Take My Coins
500
Ooo, Shiny!
700
Treasured Post!
1000

YOUR BALANCE
The missus is prepping
storage This topic has been archived - replies are not allowed.
Archives - General Boards Archive
add New Topic
Replies: 26
| visibility 477

The missus is prepping

2

Mar 2, 2023, 10:08 AM

for the end of the world.

We got in 50 lbs of rice, 50 lbs of beans, and 50 lbs of canned tuna yesterday.

I asked her where we are going to keep all of this. "In the storage building"


Yeah the rats will eat good for a few years.


Men, Don't let your wife get hooked on tik tok.

2024 white level memberbadge-donor-05yr.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

I like your funny words magic man


Man this is going to result in your

3

Mar 2, 2023, 10:15 AM

most disgusting perlow yet.

badge-donor-05yr.jpgringofhonor-aero.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

Oh lowered, she fell into the prepper algorithm?

1

Mar 2, 2023, 10:19 AM

I myself am in the "disgruntled midlife crisis middle-aged husband" algorithm, and my wife is solidly in the "food pron" algorithm, with a touch of "stressed out mom" algorithm.

Now I will admit, the food pron algorithm has been beneficial at times, with some amazing recipes. But then wife only makes them to impress her mother at family functions, but whatever. Looks like you have plenty of rice. Did she get a 55-gallon drum of soy sauce to go with it?

2024 orange level memberbadge-donor-15yr.jpgringofhonor-tiggity-110.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up


I want to get back in the bikini algorithm***

4

Mar 2, 2023, 10:23 AM



badge-donor-05yr.jpgbadge-ringofhonor-conservativealex.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up


You prolly like this algorithm…

2

Mar 2, 2023, 10:48 AM



flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

Re: I want to get back in the bikini algorithm***


Mar 2, 2023, 4:13 PM [ in reply to I want to get back in the bikini algorithm*** ]

Unfortunately you are stuck in the piece of shiit algorithm

2024 orange level memberbadge-donor-05yr.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up


Somehow I got into the "wife complains about husband, life,

1

Mar 2, 2023, 10:25 AM [ in reply to Oh lowered, she fell into the prepper algorithm? ]

kids and dog" algorithm on Instagram.

I'll get 2 or 3 good golden retriever and fishing videos, then a bunch of dumb #### by some women smirking after she says something stupid to her husband. Those videos make me feel sad for women, and pretty much humanity in general.

badge-donor-05yr.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

I'm on the t!ts and gratuitous oversexualized couples mixed


Mar 2, 2023, 10:32 AM

with MILFy ladies algorithm, mixed with some good old standup comedians.

2024 purple level memberringofhonor-greenr.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

Add in swingtok and I'm in the same one!***


Mar 2, 2023, 10:36 AM



2024 white level memberbadge-donor-05yr.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

I like your funny words magic man


SNL Weekend Update clips as well...man, those racist jokes


Mar 2, 2023, 10:37 AM

KILL me. Love Che and Jost

2024 purple level memberringofhonor-greenr.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

#### we must have the same account. I've never watched


Mar 2, 2023, 10:38 AM

SNL but am thinking about starting just for those two.

2024 white level memberbadge-donor-05yr.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

I like your funny words magic man


"Never Watched SNL"???? What in the absolute blue

1

Mar 2, 2023, 10:40 AM

HELL is wrong with you?

2024 purple level memberringofhonor-greenr.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

NBC is one of the 3 channels they get on the rabbit ears


Mar 2, 2023, 11:28 AM

in BFE, too.

badge-donor-05yr.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

me 3. i get flooded with those***


Mar 2, 2023, 10:45 AM [ in reply to #### we must have the same account. I've never watched ]



2024 white level member flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

S??? ????? ???? ??? ??????? ?????? ???? ??? ??????,
S??? ????? ?? ?? ???????? ???? ? ??????? ??? ????? ?????..


I am firmly in the girls flashing into mirrors algorithm

1

Mar 2, 2023, 10:34 AM [ in reply to Oh lowered, she fell into the prepper algorithm? ]

and I hope to never leave

2024 white level memberbadge-donor-05yr.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

I like your funny words magic man


I'm in the weird animal facts and little known history


Mar 2, 2023, 10:43 AM [ in reply to Oh lowered, she fell into the prepper algorithm? ]

rabbit hole

How do I get more T & A please?

2024 orange level memberbadge-donor-15yr.jpgringofhonor-cu85tiger.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

“Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.” Isaac Asimov
Panta Rhei Heraclitus


Scroll fast through the ones you are getting and when you


Mar 2, 2023, 10:53 AM

come across a T&A one, let it play 3-5 times.

2024 white level memberbadge-donor-05yr.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

I like your funny words magic man


I'm mostly on the dog and comedian algo


Mar 2, 2023, 10:58 AM [ in reply to Oh lowered, she fell into the prepper algorithm? ]

Been flooded lately with some Selena/Hailey drama out of nowhere. I now know way too much about this stuff

2024 white level memberbadge-donor-10yr.jpg2005_majors_champ.jpgbadge-ringofhonor-xtiger.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up


the food is to grow the rats

3

Mar 2, 2023, 10:46 AM

you'll be eating the rats

2024 white level member flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

S??? ????? ???? ??? ??????? ?????? ???? ??? ??????,
S??? ????? ?? ?? ???????? ???? ? ??????? ??? ????? ?????..


The good news is:

1

Mar 2, 2023, 10:47 AM

if she truly thinks the world is ending...

she might have sexxx with you.

2024 white level member flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

S??? ????? ???? ??? ??????? ?????? ???? ??? ??????,
S??? ????? ?? ?? ???????? ???? ? ??????? ??? ????? ?????..


Is Mrs Adidas back on the pogo stick since your steak

2

Mar 2, 2023, 10:54 AM

comment?

2024 white level memberbadge-donor-05yr.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

I like your funny words magic man


last night

1

Mar 2, 2023, 11:04 AM

and maybe once since then.


but it's been a *cough* dry spell lately. almost as dry as her steak.

2024 white level member flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

S??? ????? ???? ??? ??????? ?????? ???? ??? ??????,
S??? ????? ?? ?? ???????? ???? ? ??????? ??? ????? ?????..


twice since the steak incident is a dry spell?

1

Mar 2, 2023, 11:29 AM

Mahfugga? That was like a week ago, right?

2024 purple level memberringofhonor-greenr.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

ummm yea

4

Mar 2, 2023, 1:29 PM






I expect it beg for it every night. Getting shot down doesn't even faze me in the least. So if we go a week, that means I got shot down 7 times in a row.

She be all like



and then she be all like



then when I do like Borat's brother Billow and break my cage and get it, I become Mutombo, all like:



2024 white level member flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

S??? ????? ???? ??? ??????? ?????? ???? ??? ??????,
S??? ????? ?? ?? ???????? ???? ? ??????? ??? ????? ?????..


and another one

2

Mar 3, 2023, 12:56 PM

knocked it out again last night

Greenr®
FBCoachSC®








2024 white level member flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

S??? ????? ???? ??? ??????? ?????? ???? ??? ??????,
S??? ????? ?? ?? ???????? ???? ? ??????? ??? ????? ?????..


Yes, those plastic storage containers that cost like $5

1

Mar 2, 2023, 11:27 AM

are a waste of money

(eyeroll)

2024 white level memberbadge-donor-10yr.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

MauldinT, where are you???


you just need the 5 gallon bucket of soy sauce from H-Mart

1

Mar 3, 2023, 1:31 PM

You'll be all set.

2024 white level memberbadge-donor-15yr.jpg2006_majors_champ.jpg2008_nascar_champ.gif2015_nascar_champ.gif flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!


Replies: 26
| visibility 477
Archives - General Boards Archive
add New Topic