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All-In [47039]
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The missus is prepping
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Mar 2, 2023, 10:08 AM
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for the end of the world.
We got in 50 lbs of rice, 50 lbs of beans, and 50 lbs of canned tuna yesterday.
I asked her where we are going to keep all of this. "In the storage building"
Yeah the rats will eat good for a few years.
Men, Don't let your wife get hooked on tik tok.
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Oculus Spirit [76043]
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Man this is going to result in your
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Mar 2, 2023, 10:15 AM
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most disgusting perlow yet.
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Oculus Spirit [98263]
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Oh lowered, she fell into the prepper algorithm?
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Mar 2, 2023, 10:19 AM
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I myself am in the "disgruntled midlife crisis middle-aged husband" algorithm, and my wife is solidly in the "food pron" algorithm, with a touch of "stressed out mom" algorithm.
Now I will admit, the food pron algorithm has been beneficial at times, with some amazing recipes. But then wife only makes them to impress her mother at family functions, but whatever. Looks like you have plenty of rice. Did she get a 55-gallon drum of soy sauce to go with it?
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I want to get back in the bikini algorithm***
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Mar 2, 2023, 10:23 AM
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You prolly like this algorithm…
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Mar 2, 2023, 10:48 AM
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Oculus Spirit [81825]
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Somehow I got into the "wife complains about husband, life,
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Mar 2, 2023, 10:25 AM
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kids and dog" algorithm on Instagram.
I'll get 2 or 3 good golden retriever and fishing videos, then a bunch of dumb #### by some women smirking after she says something stupid to her husband. Those videos make me feel sad for women, and pretty much humanity in general.
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I'm on the t!ts and gratuitous oversexualized couples mixed
Mar 2, 2023, 10:32 AM
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with MILFy ladies algorithm, mixed with some good old standup comedians.
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Add in swingtok and I'm in the same one!***
Mar 2, 2023, 10:36 AM
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SNL Weekend Update clips as well...man, those racist jokes
Mar 2, 2023, 10:37 AM
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KILL me. Love Che and Jost
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#### we must have the same account. I've never watched
Mar 2, 2023, 10:38 AM
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SNL but am thinking about starting just for those two.
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"Never Watched SNL"???? What in the absolute blue
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Mar 2, 2023, 10:40 AM
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HE>LL is wrong with you?
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NBC is one of the 3 channels they get on the rabbit ears
Mar 2, 2023, 11:28 AM
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in BFE, too.
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Scroll fast through the ones you are getting and when you
Mar 2, 2023, 10:53 AM
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come across a T&A one, let it play 3-5 times.
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the food is to grow the rats
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Mar 2, 2023, 10:46 AM
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you'll be eating the rats
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The good news is:
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Mar 2, 2023, 10:47 AM
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if she truly thinks the world is ending...
she might have sexxx with you.
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Is Mrs Adidas back on the pogo stick since your steak
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Mar 2, 2023, 10:54 AM
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comment?
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last night
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Mar 2, 2023, 11:04 AM
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and maybe once since then.
but it's been a *cough* dry spell lately. almost as dry as her steak.
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twice since the steak incident is a dry spell?
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Mar 2, 2023, 11:29 AM
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Mahfugga? That was like a week ago, right?
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Yes, those plastic storage containers that cost like $5
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Mar 2, 2023, 11:27 AM
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are a waste of money
(eyeroll)
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you just need the 5 gallon bucket of soy sauce from H-Mart
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Mar 3, 2023, 1:31 PM
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You'll be all set.
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