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Orange Blooded [3166]
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Polling collective wisdom of Teh Jounge- Vasectomy Edition
Oct 4, 2021, 2:07 PM
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The message is in the subject. Who has had one? Positive stories. Negative stories. Nightmare warnings. I know absolutely ZERO about them. Could Google, but I haven't posted in awhile and figured this could be a fun topic given the crowd. Does anything still come out or do you dry fire? Does anything feel any different?
Just for the sake of keeping SOME type of ratio between good and bad experiences, if you've had one and it was successful with nothing bad happening, but you don't want to type alot, maybe just respond with "success" so I know there are good experiences too. I'm sure the people who have had bad experiences will be more willing to warn...
TIA and since the rent's past due:
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Heisman Winner [119713]
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My GAWD!***
Oct 4, 2021, 2:09 PM
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All-In [47841]
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Friend had one
Oct 4, 2021, 2:10 PM
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Went back to the doc for the followup check and doc said all good.
Had 4th girl a year ago. Evidently it "grew back." Pretty rare but it happens.
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Heisman Winner [112363]
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I didn't read any of that after I saw the pic. *******
Oct 4, 2021, 2:10 PM
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All-In [34486]
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She can get as tight as she wants to, nothing
Oct 4, 2021, 2:10 PM
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gonna take the puff off that muff.
NICE! I wanna nibble on her labia majora.
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All-In [47796]
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tubal ligation
Oct 4, 2021, 2:11 PM
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FTW
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Oculus Spirit [97727]
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Bingo.***
Oct 4, 2021, 2:21 PM
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CU Medallion [60043]
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I am scared of doing it.....
Oct 4, 2021, 2:12 PM
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I have heard good things and really bad things. 3 of my buds used the same Doc, as he was supposedly the absolute best with zero pain. I went to get a consult and he retired. I waited too long. Now I am super scared.
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CU Medallion [54758]
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success
Oct 4, 2021, 2:14 PM
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shootin' blanks for 3 years this month!
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Oculus Spirit [85339]
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But how do you know if they all land
Oct 4, 2021, 2:17 PM
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in the trash?
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CU Medallion [54758]
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the ones at the office wouldn't have counted anyway***
Oct 4, 2021, 2:22 PM
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All-TigerNet [14282]
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Complete success
Oct 4, 2021, 2:14 PM
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worth it. Slightly uncomfortable procedure, 2 days of being pretty sore, then all good. No different feels now other than freedom.
Doc that did mine cut out a section and "tied up" the two ends so it won't "grow back". He advertises a 100% success rate with this method in a pretty long career.
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Heisman Winner [105590]
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Success
Oct 4, 2021, 2:14 PM
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for me.
Friend had it and he said it hurt when he busted post-op.
It can grow back, you don't nut dry, takes alot of worrying away.
Doctor wants like 20 nuts before you bring a sample back in so you can try and convince wife that she needs to blow you and/or bang 20 times in a couple weeks. Most likely you will just be j'ing that D for a while though.
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All-In [34486]
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Please describe, in great detail,
Oct 4, 2021, 2:15 PM
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the last time Sheenr gave you a BJ. Talk about her facial expressions and everything. Do it slowly.
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Heisman Winner [105590]
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I don't remember college all that well***
Oct 4, 2021, 2:15 PM
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Heisman Winner [135609]
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If you get one, you'll die.
Oct 4, 2021, 2:15 PM
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Eventually, sometime.
YOU CANNOT DISPUTE THIS BIOLOGICAL FACT.
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CU Medallion [54758]
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next thing yore gonna tell me, is that I'm 'somehow' 3 years
Oct 4, 2021, 2:18 PM
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closer to death than I was when I got mine 3 years ago?
whatever man
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Heisman Winner [137949]
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CU Guru [1551]
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Yes
Oct 4, 2021, 2:16 PM
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Good. I had some pain in the sac for a while when building up about to shoot the load (which didn't change in volume) but that pain has mostly gone away now after a year or so.
Unlimited
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without having to worry about her being on the pill
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Oculus Spirit [85339]
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I think this is Obed's favorite topic behind
Oct 4, 2021, 2:16 PM
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1) 90s music 2) Cars 3) European racing 4) Tony Elliot 5) Lacrosse 6) Travel 7) WATN 8) Boating 9) Lees Inlet Kitchen 10) Mange Troll posts 11) Vasectomy gone wrong
Obed®
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Oculus Spirit [79253]
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You forgot
Oct 4, 2021, 2:43 PM
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PROZONE R O Z O N E
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Lot o points [155929]
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All-In [47750]
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Snip, snip, jizzz, jizzz ohhh what a relief it is...
Oct 4, 2021, 2:16 PM
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I have not had one.
HTH
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Oculus Spirit [97727]
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She's hawt. Now what were you saying.***
Oct 4, 2021, 2:20 PM
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All-In [43727]
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Went for a "consultation" or whatevs.
Oct 4, 2021, 2:22 PM
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Dr was just making sure I knew wdf I was getting into. Sent me away with an appt and a valium to take before the appt a few weeks away. I think I ate the valium that night and chased it with beers.
A few weeks later I went to the appt. It was on a Friday. He asked if I took the valium. I said yes, told him I took it the night he gave it to me and chased it with beers. He kinda SMHded at me and asked if I was gonna be alright during the procedure. I told him yes.
He did the thing. We talked about similar european experiences. I went home and iced deeznuts all weekend and just hung out on the couch. I went to work on Monday around noon and was a little tender that day and on Tuesday. By Wednesday I was back to sport farking.
No problem mon.
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Heisman Winner [137949]
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NUMBER 1:
Oct 4, 2021, 2:24 PM
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this place NEEDS you, so get tf back in here and do them ICT things you do so well.
NUMBER 2: I'm about 9 years deep on mine, and the risk of unplanned pregnancy is roughly the same as before I got snipped, but that's mostly due to making secks on the wife once a quarter, because fml.
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Heisman Winner [105590]
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Holy Crap
Oct 4, 2021, 2:27 PM
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once every 6 hours?
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All-In [47796]
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also, since ot® isnt here to weigh in. as he would say
Oct 4, 2021, 2:28 PM
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you can also just SIIHB
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Rock Defender [53]
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my brand was terrible.***
Oct 4, 2021, 9:04 PM
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CU Medallion [50635]
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sometimes they don't numb you enough***
Oct 4, 2021, 3:17 PM
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Lot o points [163012]
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Had mine done 27, 28 years ago.
Oct 4, 2021, 5:49 PM
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But somethings you do not forget.
First, not a lot of pain - shots do not bother me - but no pain during surgery and ice packs and pills (prob Tylenol these days) solved any pain from the surgery.
But, there is a 'snapping of a rubber band' feel when he cuts you - and there is a smell of burning flesh when he cauterizes you.
Other than that - good to go.
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All-TigerNet [12592]
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Re: Polling collective wisdom of Teh Jounge- Vasectomy Edition
Oct 4, 2021, 6:44 PM
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Did a couple thousand of them and was clipped myself though not by me. Haha.
I feel a sense of guilt towards society at large. It’s a form of reverse eugenics, sterilizing mostly intelligent and thoughtful dudes. JK.
Google no scalpel vasectomy to see how it’s done.
It’s a great form of birth control other than your partner wearing thick horn rim glasses.
The key thing is not to do anything strenuous at all for a week afterwards to keep from swelling and to use birth control until all the swimmers have cleared out which requires collecting a ##### sample by your method of choice or opportunity.
The only thing different once things heal, which is very quick, is you are shooting no swimmers. The volume of ##### is 98_99% the same.
So unless you have a habit of viewing your ##### through a microscope to watch the swimmers, very sick, you will notice no difference.
Go for it if you’re thinking of proceeding.
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Heisman Winner [105590]
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Is a home-microscope very expensive? You said that is very
Oct 5, 2021, 9:49 AM
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sick and I said it sounds exciting.
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Legend [19919]
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She’s beautiful, but the doctor seems to have installed the addition…
Oct 4, 2021, 7:56 PM
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a bit sideways. Kinda like she’s pointing northeast or southwest depending on which pole she’s facing.
Success. Been shooting blanks since June 1999. Two sections of bridges removed and 4 tiny titanium clamps in place to keep the active ingredient in the baby gravy from reaching the promise land. Thank you, Dr. J. David Rice. The worse part was the smoking hawt nurse tying my tinypeen to my shirttail with a clip and a rubber band noose.
I highly wreckermend and wood do again tomorrow. 3 just-the-tips:
1-REST!!!! At least 7 days without physical labor. I would even say go 14 days without using your core if your career choice and honeydo list allow. I can’t stress this enough. I went back to my very physical job 5 days after the procedure, and I regretted going back so soon for a few years. GIVE IT PLENTY OF TIME TO HEAL!!!
2-Seggs needs to still be protected for 90 days and/or 30 ejacks to clean out the residual superswimmers. One has the ability to impregnate a jizzjar for 3 months post. There are so many sex trophies conceived during that period because people don’t listen to their doctors.
3-For the next 6 months to a year, wear whitie-tighties or at least something VERY supportive to keep that sack immobile.
If you haven’t shaved before, that part is fun too. Many elect to continue to shave.
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CU Medallion [54758]
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6 months?
Oct 5, 2021, 9:47 AM
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also, Pro-Tip...if using an electric trimmer, DO NOT USE A GUARD....that just funnels scrote skin RIGHT in the blades
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CU Medallion [64837]
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Success
Oct 5, 2021, 6:04 AM
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It's the only "surgery" I've ever had, so I was nervous, but it wasn't bad at all.
I went to a Clemson game the day after mine and tailgated all day. Frozen pees on my crotch and all.
FBwife says it tastes differently, but TBH, I don't give a crap what she says anyway.
Tiggity said it's much easier to clean out of your eyebrows without the little swimmers in it.
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110%er [7013]
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Snipped 15 years ago. No issues. Follow post up instructions
Oct 5, 2021, 10:03 AM
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No new kiddos.
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Orange Blooded [3166]
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Many thanks amigos
Oct 5, 2021, 3:28 PM
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Go Tigers!
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