We're friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge, I get in my boat and save your retarded a$$.

I will wipe from the face of the earth the human race I have created, and with them the animals,
The birds and the creatures that move along the ground, for I regret that I have made them.

When folks say, "You'll regret that in the morning", I just sleep until noon, because I'm a problem solver.

Corporations are people. So is Soylent Green.

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