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Youngsters, listen up, colonoscopy prep be like
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Pay the extra few bucks for SUTAB and relax ..***
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Oct 23, 2025, 8:08 PM
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Clemson Sports Icon [56898]
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GLP? More like bye-free MC!
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Oct 23, 2025, 8:10 PM
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Know what I’m sayin?
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It's a #### sight better than whatever that $60 copay crap they made me take
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Oct 24, 2025, 7:39 AM
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last time EYE had to prep for a colonoscopy. Never again.
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When I had one done, I was still peeing out my butt with the IV strapped into my
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Oct 24, 2025, 8:51 AM
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hand. I had to take that little rolly IV holder thing into the bathroom to let out more hot acid through my bunghole. I would cry when I wiped at that point.
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That is probably why my prep wasn't right. I didn't have that.
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Oct 24, 2025, 11:50 AM
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Also, there was no "hold on tight" type moments. I mean I was on the toilet a lot and filthy gatorade was coming out for hours before I went to bed, but I never thought I wasn't in control.
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Clemson Sports Icon [55167]
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same
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Oct 24, 2025, 3:42 PM
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i even made an anonymous r/colonoscopy poast questioning whether I f'd it up.
that was before anything major kicked in. but it still wasn't at all terrible, or like you say, not 'in control'.
hell, i lost 10lbs. Might just do it again for fun one slow weekend
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Please, God, not like this.***
Oct 24, 2025, 12:25 PM
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When I had to buy all the goods at Publix in June...
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Oct 24, 2025, 1:16 PM
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I'm with my wife and we're checking out with nothing but laxatives and Gatorade, and there's a sweet special needs girl who was bagging our stuff. And she asked, "So... got any big plans for this weekend?"
Took all we had not to die laughing.
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Re: When I had to buy all the goods at Publix in June...
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Oct 24, 2025, 1:36 PM
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That's when you break out the "A little scat play, nothing major"
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"Awww yeah, that reminds me, do you guys sell tarps?"
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Oct 24, 2025, 1:50 PM
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should have been his next line
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the 'gas' afterwards was the worst part
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Oct 24, 2025, 3:40 PM
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my prep was easy peesy...as in, peeing out my bwhole by the end of it
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