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What you've NOT been waiting for...Saturday 'Dad Jokes'...
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Sep 20, 2025, 7:44 AM
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Tough...here we go! 
Why haven't aliens visited our solar system yet?
Because they read the reviews...only one star! (Do I hear a groan?)
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just wanted a bit more space! (Pretty sure I heard a groan!)
What did Mars ask Saturn?
"Hey, why don't you give me a ring sometime?" (I did! I heard a groan!)
Happy Saturday, Tiger Nation! Go Tigers, ALWAYS!
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Why will Death Valley be the coolest place in town today?
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Sep 20, 2025, 7:49 AM
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Because it will be full of fans.
Orange you glad you went to Clemson instead of Syracuse?
I know I am!
Go Tigers! 🐅
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Re: What you've NOT been waiting for...Saturday 'Dad Jokes'...
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Sep 20, 2025, 7:50 AM
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When I die I want go in my sleep like my grandpa did and not yelling and screaming like the passengers in the car with him.
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Re: What you've NOT been waiting for...Saturday 'Dad Jokes'...
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Sep 20, 2025, 7:51 AM
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The crossing guard at the local high school has a body that could stop traffic.
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Sep 20, 2025, 8:20 AM
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At the bar, this lovely lady got annoyed when I walked up to her and said Ford, F series. My friend’s advice of giving her my best pickup line didn’t work. She Dodged that one. I guess I won’t be tailgating with her. I probably couldn’t aFord her anyway.
I'm told that men age, there are three things that begin to shrink and recede. The first is the hair line. The second is the memory. And the third is. ...it should be standing out, but. ... I cannot remember what it is.
My wife went to the Caribbean. My friend asked, "Jamaica?" I said, "No, she went on her own free will."
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Sep 20, 2025, 8:36 AM
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Re: What you've NOT been waiting for...Saturday 'Dad Jokes'...
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Sep 20, 2025, 9:02 AM
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Why did the baker study hard at college?
To make the honor roll.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doris
Doris locked. Please let me in
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Toucan
Toucan play at this game.
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Re: What you've NOT been waiting for...Saturday 'Dad Jokes'...
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What do you call a squirrel that solves crimes?
Squirrel-Lock Holmes!
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Re: What you've NOT been waiting for...Saturday 'Dad Jokes'...
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Thanks for keeping this going. With all of the complaining these days, I'm even looking forward to reading the hill watch gang again.
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Ultimate Tiger [34415]
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We like to think of this daily thread as the
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Sep 20, 2025, 11:25 AM
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Bane of whiners' existence...you know...like a blight to a vineyard!
For all here, thanks for the kind words!
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