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Oculus Spirit [82077]
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Why did Patches cross the road?
Aug 24, 2022, 9:25 AM
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lol
Errbody knows he didn't.
#roadkill #asphaultpancake #betteroffdeadthanbewithFM
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Legend [17805]
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#toosoon***
Aug 24, 2022, 9:26 AM
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Oculus Spirit [82077]
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At least it wasn't because he was stapled to the chicken.
Aug 24, 2022, 9:27 AM
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All-In [36410]
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RIP Patches
Aug 24, 2022, 9:29 AM
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110%er [5084]
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Because there wasnt a tunnel in place?***
Aug 24, 2022, 9:31 AM
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All-In [44055]
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Speaking of Patches, he sums up how I feel about your posts.
Aug 24, 2022, 9:32 AM
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Oculus Spirit [82077]
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I bet you dew
Aug 24, 2022, 10:03 AM
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Orange Blooded [2287]
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Re: Why did Patches cross the road?
Aug 24, 2022, 9:39 AM
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I thought the answer was going to be because 76er shanked it.
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All-In [36410]
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Cuz He Got Whacked With This
Aug 24, 2022, 9:45 AM
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All-Pro [682]
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What the He** Did Patches Ever Do to Any of You A**h**es?
Aug 24, 2022, 9:58 AM
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He was just a guy doin' the best he could with what he had.
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Oculus Spirit [82077]
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Because FM raised Patches to be a coot.
Aug 24, 2022, 10:29 AM
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Play dead at home and get killed on the road.
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All-TigerNet [12879]
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Re: Why did Patches cross the road?
Aug 24, 2022, 10:04 AM
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He was playing real life Frogger...
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Oculus Spirit [82077]
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My Atari 2600 still works.
Aug 24, 2022, 10:11 AM
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110%er [5087]
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Re: Why did Patches cross the road?
Aug 24, 2022, 10:08 AM
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All-In [40777]
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To get to my tomatoes***
Aug 24, 2022, 10:12 AM
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All-TigerNet [10929]
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You can’t cross the road running in circles.***
Aug 24, 2022, 10:23 AM
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All-In [44055]
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You can if the circles are big enough.***
Aug 24, 2022, 11:13 AM
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Heisman Winner [111711]
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Probably got about half way
Aug 24, 2022, 10:38 AM
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and crossed paths with adversity.
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All-TigerNet [10492]
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Re: Why did Patches cross the road?
Aug 24, 2022, 11:12 AM
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To retrieve his head
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All-In [46602]
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Re: Why did Patches cross the road?
Aug 24, 2022, 11:13 AM
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He wanted to go to his favorite restaurant.
"Roadside Roadkill."
(you kill'em, we grill'em)
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CU Medallion [61908]
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I considered giving you a TD for misspelling
Aug 24, 2022, 11:13 AM
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'asphalt' .. but I am feeling generous. At least you didn't call 'concrete', cement.
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Oculus Spirit [82077]
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Its pronounced 'sea mint'
Aug 24, 2022, 11:14 AM
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HTH
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CU Medallion [61908]
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Bet it tastes better than sea weed and kale and
Aug 24, 2022, 11:16 AM
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brussell sprouts.
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All-In [32656]
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To die.***
Aug 24, 2022, 11:17 AM
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Re: Why did Patches cross the road?
Aug 24, 2022, 11:21 AM
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To get to the other side.
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