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About 5 minutes ago....


Apr 23, 2021, 10:03 AM

I ran out of gas. It was bound to happen. Now I'm sitting here stranded.....

























































On the toilet.















































T&P if so inclined. Started last night with the gas. Farted all night. This morning they began to have more and more smell. Last hour the smells been horrendous. Well, the gig is up. So here I sh....sit, stranded and vulnerable.

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Were there any sharts before the


Apr 23, 2021, 10:17 AM

sitting on the throne?

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Sadly, none to report.***


Apr 23, 2021, 10:49 AM



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Ice cream does it to me***


Apr 23, 2021, 11:01 AM



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Apr 23, 2021, 11:21 AM

If you’re not actively pooping, get off the toilet and stop straining, that’s how you get thrombosis and prolapsed hemorrhoids. I’m just here to look after your buttwholes, y’all can thank me later.

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Was a totally normal pewp


Apr 23, 2021, 11:39 AM

No straining. Took about 5 mins. Average texture, not hard, not soft. Average or maybe slightly above average volume. Color was a normal doodoo brown. Cleanup was the average 5 wipes, not too greasy or oily. No corn chunks or anything. Smell was normal doodoo smell.

Didn't feel like a brand new man afterwards, so wasn't concentrated. But it was the eviction of all the gas beforehand that was so annoying. It's one of those fart days where you just know the end is near, and it was reached fairly early, to the happiness of all around, and I didn't have to keep telling the kids I stepped on a frog. After about 10 frogs in a day they start to think you're not telling the truth.

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