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All-In [46887]
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You know what screams white trash?
Jan 9, 2019, 10:11 AM
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aquariums
I don't mean a little bowl with a goldfish for the kids.
I mean a 20 gallon with walmart fish.
Fight me
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Oculus Spirit [81275]
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The one at Liquid Highway car wash is pretty cool
Jan 9, 2019, 10:14 AM
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CU Medallion [54758]
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your poasts?***
Jan 9, 2019, 10:15 AM
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Lot o points [156128]
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vaping
Jan 9, 2019, 10:16 AM
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putting items on layaway buying used tires ordering Calabash chicken at Fatz eating at Fatz talking without taking your cigarette out of your mouth being a white person over 25 with a thing for Air Jordans
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CU Medallion [60169]
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Re: vaping
Jan 9, 2019, 10:30 AM
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Whoa trigger! That last one needs to be removed.
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All-In [46887]
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It is pretty raccist***
Jan 9, 2019, 10:32 AM
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Oculus Spirit [81275]
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So..what color are your air jordans?***
Jan 9, 2019, 10:33 AM
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All-In [46887]
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Lulz. I don't udp like that. Adidas or nothing brah brah***
Jan 9, 2019, 10:35 AM
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CU Medallion [66295]
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Dude Nike >>>>> Adidas all day long
Jan 9, 2019, 10:37 AM
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Adidas is UDP
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All-In [46887]
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^^^^ this is ########
Jan 9, 2019, 10:41 AM
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Adidas has far and away surpassed Nike in price vs. quality
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CU Medallion [64837]
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My man.***
Jan 9, 2019, 10:57 AM
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CU Medallion [54758]
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Adidas fits my troll feet waaaaay better than that Nike crap***
Jan 9, 2019, 11:03 AM
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CU Medallion [64837]
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Maybe in your world (old man shoes and girls cleats)
Jan 9, 2019, 10:58 AM
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but to bro-fashion forward men like FBcoach and me, Adidas is king.
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CU Medallion [66295]
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ryanadidas aligning himself with Foot Broke Coach
Jan 9, 2019, 11:09 AM
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will never not make me laugh.
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CU Medallion [64837]
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I'm hitching wagon to his horse and riding him to the top
Jan 9, 2019, 11:45 AM
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#nohomo
#maybehomo
#maybetheressomethingthere
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CU Medallion [64837]
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CU Medallion [66295]
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Wait buying used tires is a thing ?
Jan 9, 2019, 10:35 AM
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Oculus Spirit [75858]
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Sure it is for some folks. The people that buy them get
Jan 9, 2019, 10:37 AM
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caught up in all the vicious cycles.
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CU Medallion [73569]
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i like mine
Jan 9, 2019, 10:16 AM
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All-In [40657]
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Aquariums are a thin line
Jan 9, 2019, 10:17 AM
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Some are extremely UDP... but some are very LDR.
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well if they've got walmart fish in them.....***
Jan 9, 2019, 1:28 PM
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Oculus Spirit [97871]
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Nope. Those are quite expensive.
Jan 9, 2019, 10:17 AM
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Now an aquarium with a snake, iguana, or aligator...yep. Fish, notsomuch
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Oculus Spirit [79476]
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Bruh, my aquarium is worth more than your
Jan 9, 2019, 10:20 AM
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Car. Looks beautiful in my home office. You probably just haven’t ever seen a nice one.
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All-In [46887]
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Since when does a mechanic need a home office?***
Jan 9, 2019, 10:23 AM
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Oculus Spirit [81275]
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I gotta chuckle at this a little
Jan 9, 2019, 10:44 AM
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because a good diesel mechanic will start out in the $60's-$70'ks, and can make $120K plus. Your average mechanic at a Chevy dealer will be making in the $70's-$80's. A specialized mechanic who works on Porsche's or Benz is in the $90k's, easy.
What's an overeducated facebook coach in in the worst school district in SC making these days?
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All-In [46887]
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I'm making BANK
Jan 9, 2019, 10:46 AM
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rupt
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CU Medallion [64837]
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Oculus Spirit [75858]
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Your wife while she hate $@%s your neighbor?***
Jan 9, 2019, 10:24 AM
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All-In [46887]
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My wife loves our neighbors***
Jan 9, 2019, 10:25 AM
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Oculus Spirit [75858]
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Well, it is hate for you that is driving this.***
Jan 9, 2019, 10:27 AM
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Oculus Spirit [81275]
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I lol'd***
Jan 9, 2019, 10:31 AM
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CU Medallion [66295]
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This is funny, knowing where you live
Jan 9, 2019, 10:32 AM
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hilarious
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All-In [47886]
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Nancy Pelosi?***
Jan 9, 2019, 10:37 AM
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Everyone down here in Florida has one
Jan 9, 2019, 10:50 AM
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and a tiny backyard pool.
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All-TigerNet [13764]
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And a screen house thing over the pool***
Jan 9, 2019, 11:53 AM
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Pat Perez?***
Jan 9, 2019, 11:04 AM
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So my Step Mom gets my kid two goldfish and little plastic
Jan 9, 2019, 11:05 AM
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aquarium for them to live in. I'm looking at these little bug eyed freaks and realizing that they owe their lives to me, because those effers are going to die if I don't figure out how to take care of a goldfish. Let's face it, a five year old is not likely going to feed them very often, will over feed them when he does and sure as hell isn't going to be cleaning any tanks.
So the first thing I find out is that they are going to die a slow and painful death if I don't get a bigger tank. So I buy a bigger tank, new filters, etc. Well you can't just dump them in there man, you gotta condition the water. So I do that for a week. Eventually they are living in their new home and it's pretty much like moving from an 800 sq ft NY rent control to a 5000 sq ft house on two acres, except without the longer commute. So we start feeding these little poop machines and they a start pooping. Soon the tank needs cleaning. So I look that up. I gotta buy a gravel sweeper and, oh, by the way, you gotta change 50% of the water every week. So I do that for about two months before I go out and buy a water changing system that you hook to the faucet and it sucks water out as it replaces it.
So we do that for about three months and these little ######## are living large. Suddenly, the smaller one has a weird shape to him and starts swimming funny. Eventually he's swimming upside down and then he's just floating. So bye bye "Rock." (look go eff yourself with your judgment - 5 year olds aren't really that creative when they name things)
The truth is, I always liked Rock better than Seaweed, so after three more weeks of Seaweed living in twice as much tank as he needs I quit cleaning and changing water. Still feed him though. So then comes the algae. It's overnight and it's green. So I go buy an algae scraper so the glass stays clean. Eventually the water starts turning green and soupy, but ole' Seaweed is just in their eating and ######## and swimming. Two months go by and by now you can't even see the other side of the tank when you look into the front. You can barely see the fish swimming around eating algae and ########.
So we wait. After another month, the little ####### finally gives up and stares his last death stare. We have a fish funeral, I give my son a hypocritical lecture on taking care of pets and I put the tank out in the back yard in the junk area because I don't feel like scraping the algae off of the sides.
Fast forward 9 years and now my step-son wants a tarantula. I tell my wife, "Hey, we don't have to buy an aquarium, I have on in the back yard of my old house."
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CU Medallion [54758]
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reading all that made me want to
Jan 9, 2019, 11:07 AM
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hate $@%s your neighbor
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Oculus Spirit [81275]
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All-In [49198]
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Well, don't read anything on the internet about it
Jan 9, 2019, 11:25 AM
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because Goldfish apparently need at least 700 gallons of water for each fish or you are a cruel, evil fish hating sadist.
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Oculus Spirit [79476]
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That is barely adequate for a beta fish
Jan 9, 2019, 11:30 AM
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Goldfish need a huge tank due to their waste production.
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Sublet it to a ferret, little ########***
Jan 9, 2019, 11:24 AM
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Oculus Spirit [79476]
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You needed a UV filter
Jan 9, 2019, 11:28 AM
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Also, canister filters are the way to go, I'm guessing you just got one of those cheap hang on back ones. They don't provide adequate biological filtration. Live plants also help.
I do water changes maybe 4 times a year. Goldfish get way too big for most aquariums anyway, sounds like the first one had a swim bladder problem.
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All-In [49198]
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My personality is such that I like to learn new things...
Jan 9, 2019, 11:31 AM
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So when the goldfish arrived, I was actually sort of excited for a new project and a new learning experience. So each phase of the process was actually sort of enjoyable. However, another aspect of my personality is that once I've learned something and done it three times, I don't want to do it anymore unless it feels good. So at that point I just want to tell other people how to change the water. But then they never do it right and I have to GO BACK AND DO IT MY #### SELF AND THEN I GET SO MAD AND EVENTUALLY I'M LIKE "SCREW THIS, I HATE THOSE FISH!!!"
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Oculus Spirit [79476]
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The water changes almost killed my desire to fugg with an
Jan 9, 2019, 11:45 AM
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aquarium, too. Especially if you're having to fill it back up with buckets. I find that maintenance is much better done after you've had 6-10 beers.
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Re: You know what screams white trash?
Jan 9, 2019, 11:38 AM
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Energy drinks, Slim Jims, Menthols, people that say, "I seen my friend...."
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Anyone who says, "And all like that"***
Jan 9, 2019, 12:20 PM
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Oculus Spirit [81275]
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White rimmed sunglasses? Dildoe looking vape pens?
Jan 9, 2019, 1:23 PM
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Wifebeaters? Chain wallets? Baggy pants? Camo cargo shorts? Flat billed ball caps that cover the ears?
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Heisman Winner [105779]
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Ferrets***
Jan 9, 2019, 1:53 PM
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