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USC WEEK LIMERICKS
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Nov 20, 2023, 1:22 PM
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A cockroach filled up with loud chickens?
The prospect most certainly quickens
My pulse - how ‘bout yours?
Let’s win, find the doors,
Then bolt to dodge battery lickin’s…
Throwing trash is what Carolina Footbawl’s all about.
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Re: USC WEEK LIMERICKS
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Nov 20, 2023, 1:28 PM
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When Hannibal Lecter restrains
A Coot fan, his appetite wanes -
They smell great, like chicken,
But they aren’t worth pickin’ -
He can’t ever find enough brains.
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Re: USC WEEK LIMERICKS
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Nov 20, 2023, 1:33 PM
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There once was a man from New York
Who consumes his meals without a fork
Foghorn Leghorn invited him to a game
So, in spite of not caring he came
And thought at least I’ll eat some good pork
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Re: USC WEEK LIMERICKS
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Nov 20, 2023, 1:35 PM
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So, now that Shane Beamer has begged
His fans to stay put, they’ll be kegged
And liquored up worse -
The ol’ Chicken Curse
Hurts less when the booze flow is pegged.
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Re: USC WEEK LIMERICKS
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Nov 20, 2023, 4:08 PM
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I HOPE WE PROVIDE A NICE LICKEN,
TO THE SORRY, LOWDOWN, STINKING CHICKENS,
WHO'LL BE CROSSING THE ROAD,
AT THE PACE OF A TOAD,
AND PREPARING TO TAKE A BUTT KICKEN!!
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Re: USC WEEK LIMERICKS
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Nov 20, 2023, 4:12 PM
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I REALLY DETEST THE NEXT VENUE,
WHERE THEY HAVE DOO DOO ICE ON THE MENU,
AND ALL OF THEIR FANS,
SIMPLY HOLD OUT THEIR HANDS,
BUT WE HAVE NO MORE MONEY TO LEN-YOU!!
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Re: USC WEEK LIMERICKS
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Nov 20, 2023, 4:16 PM
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WHETHER SHORT, TALL, THIN OR QUITE FATTY,
IT MUST DRIVE THEIR FANS SOMEWHAT BATTY,
TO OPEN THEIR EYES,
AND THUS REALIZE,
YOUR OPPONENT THIS TIME IS YOUR "DADDY"!!
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Re: USC WEEK LIMERICKS
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Nov 21, 2023, 8:22 AM
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Self-loathing’s their most common thread.
A moral void butters their bread,
Then in it they sleep.
The comp’ny they keep
Thinks dumpsters a conjugal bed.
Nothing surprises me outta Clumbyuh anymore.
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Re: USC WEEK LIMERICKS
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Nov 21, 2023, 10:36 AM
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IF YOU'RE EATING A BIG DOUBLE-DECKER,
THE MORE YOU'LL HAVE NEED OF A WRECKER,
BUT, FOR A SMALL FEE,
THE THING THAT YOU'LL SEE,
IS A BIRD THAT CAN EAT WITH HIS ######!!
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Something, something, a man from Nantucket***
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Nov 21, 2023, 10:58 AM
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Re: Something, something, a man from Nantucket***
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Nov 21, 2023, 11:07 AM
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The Coot fan I know from Nantucket
Bought 9-volts. That way, when you chuck it
As hard as you can
At player or fan,
The edge makes it harder to duck it.
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Re: USC WEEK LIMERICKS
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Nov 21, 2023, 11:08 AM
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There once was a coach name of Beamer
Whose antics resembled a lemur
He’d jump and he’d spin
And said his team would win
But their game play was just a big steamer
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Re: USC WEEK LIMERICKS
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Nov 21, 2023, 7:16 PM
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The Coots have a coach (you know who)
Who tries to encroach on what’s new
With cool YouTube clips.
Hey, speaking of drips,
The ice in the Roach smells like poo.
Woop woop
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Re: USC WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 22, 2023, 10:56 AM
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If you’re feeling grateful tomorrow,
Thank God that you don’t have to borrow
Decrepit cabooses
To cope with abuses
And whitewash all over your sorrow.
https://www.creditkarma.com/studies/i/stress-spending-study
Instead of getting better at football, you’ve chosen to use donated money to buy non-functional trains and million dollar chicken sculptures. It’s pathologic, to say the least.
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Re: USC WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 23, 2023, 5:18 PM
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The mass of carved bird on my plate
Got me thinkin’ this as I ate:
Their D is so bad,
And ours is iron-clad.
This Saturday’s gonna be great.
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Re: USC WEEK LIMERICKS
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Nov 23, 2023, 6:59 PM
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In Columbia, the Gamecocks play ball,
But victories, they seldom enthrall.
Their luck seems to stray,
On the field, a dismay,
Their wins, like a whisper, so small!
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