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You know what is better than sex?
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You know what is better than sex?

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Dec 8, 2023, 7:59 PM

Being needed by the lady you love. She just walked in here and asked if I would be willing to sauté some onions so she could make a patty melt. Well, HEYULL FREAKING YES I WILL COOK SOME ONIONS! Boys I just woke up and I’m feeling alive again!

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Almost forgot the link. My bad fellas!

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Dec 8, 2023, 8:02 PM

https://youtu.be/jrlJY_FpJow?si=IFWNYJgeeYmAoKSM

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Re: You know what is better than sex?

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Dec 8, 2023, 8:05 PM

How is the rest made?

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I typically rest by going to bed.

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Dec 8, 2023, 8:06 PM

It’s how I end the day.

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If youre talking about the patty melt

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Dec 8, 2023, 8:08 PM [ in reply to Re: You know what is better than sex? ]

She will take one of the grilled hamburgers add a couple slices of cheese, a bunch of grilled onions, and a little mayo. Then she will cook the entire thing in the nonstick to get it all melty and crispy.

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All in white bread.***

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Dec 8, 2023, 8:11 PM



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as a guy on a quest to find the best patty melt ever,

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Dec 8, 2023, 9:07 PM [ in reply to If youre talking about the patty melt ]

Waffle House still sits at number one, I'd like to offer some insight.

She needs to use the mayo on the outside like the butter for the pan. And add some yella mustard on the inside.

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Unfortunately, she didnt need insight.

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Dec 8, 2023, 9:28 PM

She just needed me to caramelize the onions.

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