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Thursday 'Dad Jokesters' Unite...the moan and groan season approaches!
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Aug 21, 2025, 7:03 AM
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We know it's coming...heck the dog days of summer haven't stopped far too many from their 'doom and gloom' sessions. Heck, some are already lamenting the talent loss going into next year. Next year?!?
Sheesh...that's no way to live! Then again, they don't like music either! Selah!
A man calls his wife...."Honey, I've been invited on a fishing trip to northern Canada with my boss and several co-workers. We'll be gone for a week. This a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been after. So...could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my fishing rod and box. We're leaving from the office...I'll swing by the house to pick up my things. Oh! Please pack my new black silk pajamas!"
His wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly as he asked.
The following weekend he came home a little tired (I bet) but otherwise in good shape. She welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish. He replied, "Yes! Lots of perch, trout...even a few salmon. But why didn't you pack my new black silk pajamas like I asked you to?"
She replied, "I did...they're in your tackle box!" (Clearly dipped his hook other than the lake!)
Happy 'Friday Eve' to all you T-Netters pining for the week's end!
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Re: Thursday 'Dad Jokesters' Unite...the moan and groan season approaches!
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Aug 21, 2025, 7:05 AM
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
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Re: Thursday 'Dad Jokesters' Unite...the moan and groan season approaches!
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Aug 21, 2025, 7:14 AM
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Why don't cars ever get tired?
Because they're always wheel-y excited to go!
Why don't mountains ever get cold?
They wear snowcaps!
Why did the fish blush?
Because it saw the ocean's bottom!
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Re: Thursday 'Dad Jokesters' Unite...the moan and groan season approaches!
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Aug 21, 2025, 7:14 AM
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Why don't cars ever get tired?
Because they're always wheel-y excited to go!
Why don't mountains ever get cold?
They wear snowcaps!
Why did the fish blush?
Because it saw the ocean's bottom!
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Clemson Sports Icon [56871]
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Re: Thursday 'Dad Jokesters' Unite...the moan and groan season approaches!
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Aug 21, 2025, 7:15 AM
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I dated a weather girl in college. It was nice to be with a woman that was wrong most of the time!!
Me and my recliner go way back!
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Re: Thursday 'Dad Jokesters' Unite...the moan and groan season approaches!
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Aug 21, 2025, 7:26 AM
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What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher! :0)
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Barbecue
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Aug 21, 2025, 7:46 AM
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TigerNet Eternal Icon [184821]
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I recently took an airline to court after my luggage didn't turn up...
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Aug 21, 2025, 7:46 AM
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I lost my case
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Heisman Winner [82382]
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Re: Thursday 'Dad Jokesters' Unite...the moan and groan season approaches!
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Aug 21, 2025, 8:15 AM
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I was gonna tell you the one about paper, but it’s tearable
I gave up my seat on the bus to a blind lady. And that is how I lost my job as a bus driver.
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way!
Why did the baby strawberry cry? Its mom was in a jam.
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Paw Warrior [5025]
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Re: Thursday 'Dad Jokesters' Unite...the moan and groan season approaches!
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Aug 21, 2025, 3:49 PM
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I feel bad for the little strawberry. :0(
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Re: Thursday 'Dad Jokesters' Unite...the moan and groan season approaches!
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Aug 21, 2025, 8:26 AM
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Elton John bought a treadmill for his pet rabbit.
It’s a little fit bunny.
If a psychiatrist puts you in a straight jacket, are you shrink wrapped?
At the movie theater, which armrest is yours?
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Two sheep walk into abaaaa.***
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Aug 21, 2025, 8:40 AM
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Oculus Spirit [40228]
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A pun enters a room and kills 10 people. Pun in, 10 dead.
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A wild foot chase ends in the kitchen of a busy restaurant after the spice rack falls on a suspect’s head. Local police apprehended the seasoned criminal. But then he ran out into the road and got hit by a cement truck. Now he’s a hardened criminal.
My wife said she’s had enough of my addiction and will take the kids and leave if I don’t quit cold turkey. I’m like, “Babe, you’re being completely unreasonable! You know how much I love cold turkey!” (That might be Wild Turkey for some in here. )
"Chicken lays world's tiniest egg” Farmer says “that's gonna be hard to beat.”
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