Translation of Spurrier's quotes from yesterday

Jul 23, 2015, 8:21 AM

Allow me to translate what Spurrier was actually saying at yesterday's press conference:

-"We got a dang good team this year, and I just want our fans to know it. Don't listen to our enemies. Don't listen to them and you'll be fine, and they'll try to tell you they're not their enemies too. They'll try to tell you they're neutral, and this guy Spurrier's lost it. We haven't lost it. And we've got a dang good team coming, and we're fired up and will be fired up when that team from Clemson comes in the last game of the season."

-Please come out and fill WB even after we get off to a 2-4 start. I'm realizing that our talent level is nowhere near what it was two years ago when we were nationally relevant, so now I've got to try and fire up our players and fans up with stupid press conferences like this. That should work right?

-"Their quarterback has already challenged our guys and says we can't beat him ever. So we are looking forward to that challenge also. Maybe this rivalry will get back like it was several years ago."

-Is that Watson kid really only a sophomore? And I have to deal with him for at least the next two years? He had a sprained knee against us, right? Maybe he'll sprain it again this year, but we'll have him at home. And I'm peeved that he stole Doo Doo's line.

-"When I got there, we beat Georgia two or three times. A guy from Atlanta wrote that Spurrier will flame out. ‘He’s arrogant. He’s cocky. He can’t recruit, because nobody likes him, and he won’t last down there.’ Well, after beating them 11 out of 12, he quit writing that. Yet, our local newspaper, the same guy put something in our paper talking about I’m too old and we’re in trouble. That’s allowing our enemies to write about us in our paper, and I don’t like that."

-Dagnabit, I knew I shouldn't have done that press conference back in January after happy hour. These young whipper snappers with their recording machines, well, you just can't sneak anything past them these days since they can play back what you said. It's not my fault as I thought I was thinking that and didn't realize it came out of my mouth.

-"What time’s it going to be on the news? I want to go home and watch it."

-I'm an arrogant prick that loves to watch myself on TV. Hopefully this is making the 6 o'clock cut, right? I'm always passed out by 11pm and having dreams of my glory days as a Heisman trophy winner.

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Translation of Spurrier's quotes from yesterday

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