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Heisman Winner [137988]
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Took a Cambodian Valium last night.
Apr 4, 2017, 9:43 AM
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Haven't had a Valium since I got snipped over 4 years ago, kinda forgot what they were like, but remembered enjoying it, even the nutcutting part. Took it during the first half of the shootyhoop game. Didn't see any of the second half. Woke up in a haze to see UNC cutting the nets down, ate a few handfuls of Zebra popcorn that was still laying in my lap (that stuff is delicious, btw), got up, brushed my teeth (I think), and went to bed. Had some pretty amazing REM dreams, so I can assume Cambodian Valium lends itself to a good night of sleep. Would recommend on non-national championship game nights.
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Excellent review, particularly appreciate the pairing of
Apr 4, 2017, 9:45 AM
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drugs with popcorn. That part is so hard to get right. So many people just grab the cheesy puffs, it's like the Merlot of the the munchies.
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19B at halftime.
Apr 4, 2017, 9:47 AM
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Rave Etthews Mand?***
Apr 4, 2017, 9:47 AM
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Michael Stipe can make ANY dream amazing
Apr 4, 2017, 9:49 AM
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amirite?
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See Obed, this is why 19B plays such a critical role
Apr 4, 2017, 9:58 AM
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in my life.
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Lot o points [155978]
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Whenever you get money from an ATM,
Apr 4, 2017, 9:59 AM
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is it Petti cash?
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All-In [29076]
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ACCOUNTING JOKES***
Apr 4, 2017, 10:14 AM
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Lot o points [155978]
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Here's the good news.
Apr 4, 2017, 10:14 AM
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That's probably the last accounting material I'll do today.
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CU Guru [1596]
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So here's how this played out...
Apr 4, 2017, 10:27 AM
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I got aholt of some pills from this sketchy dude here in the Queen City. He said he didn't know what they were but that'd he'd heard good things....what to do. Enter 19b, or get off on him, whatever....I had to come up with some story about these pills,that while interesting enough to get him to take them, wasn't so crazy that even he would refuse. I knew he'd had his manhood snipped a few years ago and took valium and kind of liked them. So I came up with this story that his sister had picked up some Cambodian Valium on one of her recent trips there and that he should try to score some. She's always been a part of my testing program and I told her she could have a few of whatever these pills were if 19b survived and gave them a positive review.
19b, please ignore this post. Those were really Cambodian Valium.
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Lot o points [155978]
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There are critical details missing in this post
Apr 4, 2017, 10:08 AM
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not aero-level, but still, inquiring minds what to know:
1. Was this a training exercise for Vom17Fest or did you legit have your ####### cut open again ?
2. How did the zebra popcorn get into your lap ?
3. Was there any bourbon involved ?
19B®, I, for one, applaud you for being a barbarian and eschewing brushing your teeth before bed. Kudos, good sir.
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I poured a Basil Hayden.
Apr 4, 2017, 10:38 AM
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Drank half of it. Finished the other half when I woke up, because wasting whiskey is dum.
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Took a Tizanidine once. Had a back prob and the doc
Apr 4, 2017, 11:12 AM
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proscribed it. Took per the original directions (take 2 @ bedtime). Well, I took 2 and figured it would take an hour to "kick in". About 20 minutes or so later I became the most violently sleepy I've ever been. Like I managed to stumble to the bed and passed out as soon as it hit the mattress. Woke up at 3am. Lights on. Still dressed. Shoes still on. Never made it under the sheets.
Stuff is scary. Took ONE from then on and it simply knocked me out about on par with Nyquil.
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Lot o points [155978]
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Sounds better than Ambien. Rather than knocking you
Apr 4, 2017, 11:15 AM
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out, it makes you go on eBay and bid obscene amounts of money on items you don't need and won't remember winning until they show up on your doorstep.
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Oculus Spirit [97758]
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Yeah. Only problem is it's not a good sleep aid
Apr 4, 2017, 11:18 AM
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Good at relaxing muscles, but it only lasts like 4 hours. Hence waking up at 3am. But even taking one will make me unable to stay awake. Two literally knocks you out. Like the house could have burned down and I'm sure I would have not woken up.
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