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Use your lousy 'Dad Jokes' today, because
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Nov 8, 2025, 7:24 AM
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The good ones won't be seen. It's 'misery' day...still...we'll inject a bit of humor into T-Net, just to get under the whiners' skin! It's the least we can do as DownSouthTiger® so eloquently poasted yesterday! He's right!
My friend just texted me. "Yesterday was rough...my pizza burned, my beer was frozen and now my girlfriend's pregnant!" I replied, "You just can't pull anything out in time, can you?"
To the whiners out there, we know this is your reality:
"Have a nice day" is dead. New policy: "May the universe refund you...in full." Hope you kept the receipt!
To my 'normal' T-Netters...have a great Saturday. To the rest of you who stepped into this thread, wipe your feet...and try a little happiness. Go Tigers, ALWAYS!
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Re: Use your lousy 'Dad Jokes' today, because
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Nov 8, 2025, 7:35 AM
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"A lawyer is sitting in his parked BMW when a tow truck crashes into the car. The crash takes car door clean off and the driver speeds away. The lawyer immediately signals a cop and begins ranting about how much the damage to his car is going to cost.
The cop replies, 'You lawyers are so materialistic. All you care about is money.'"
"The lawyer says, 'How DARE you call me materialistic.'
The cop replies, 'Well, you've been so concerned about your car that you didn't notice that your arm is missing.'
The lawyer screams, 'FACK! My Rolex!'"
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Re: Use your lousy 'Dad Jokes' today, because
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Nov 8, 2025, 7:37 AM
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Re: Use your lousy 'Dad Jokes' today, because
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Nov 8, 2025, 7:38 AM
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My wife asked me if I could clear the kitchen table.
I had to get a running start, but I made it!
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Oculus Spirit [40204]
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I heard it was going to rain on the radio, so I covered it.
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Nov 8, 2025, 7:40 AM
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My nerdy friend Bob (a dad) got a PhD in palindromes. We now call him Dr. Awkward. Bob knows Weird Al. Not to be confused with You Can Call Me Al - If you’ll be my bodyguard, I can be your long-lost pal…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUQDzj6R3p4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uq-gYOrU8bA&list=RDuq-gYOrU8bA&start_radio=1
Note from a Nintendo user:
Well, now the circle is complete. The first time I can remember seeing AI as an abbreviation for artificial intelligence was in the late 90s in the World is Not Enough Bond game for N64. In multiplayer for that game, computer players were called “AI bots”. Having never seen the abbreviation A.I. before (and because of the sans serif font), my friends and I started calling them “Al bots”, pronounced like they were bots named Albert. I figured it out later, but we were all really confused why the bots were all named Al. Now the mistake is going the opposite way and people are misreading the name Al as A.I.
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Re: Use your lousy 'Dad Jokes' today, because
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Nov 8, 2025, 8:53 AM
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A minister of priest and a rabbi met to discuss what to do with all of their offering money.
The Priest says,” I have an idea let’s draw a circle around us on the ground, close our eyes, throw all the money in the air and whatever lands inside the circle we give to the church, and what lands outside we keep”
The minister says “I have a better idea, let’s draw the circle on the ground, close our eyes, throw all the money in the air and whatever lands outside the circle we give to the church, and what lands inside the circle, we keep”
The rabbi says “I have an even better idea. We close our eyes, throw all the money in the air, and whatever God, wants he keeps!”
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Re: Use your lousy 'Dad Jokes' today, because
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Nov 8, 2025, 10:03 AM
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Egyptian building engineers were great...up to a point.
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Today's winner...I mean
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Nov 8, 2025, 10:25 AM
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