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To everyone who says, "Don't Look Ahead, focus on BC!" ....
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To everyone who says, "Don't Look Ahead, focus on BC!" ....
Oct 12, 2015, 7:41 PM
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Let's paint a picture.
It's Monday Night, around 7:30, and your smoking hot Wife walks into the den where you're nostrils deep into a glass of one of your all time favorite bourbons. You're giggling uncontrollably at the TV and the mounting fiascos surrounding some of College Football's Most Celebrated Programs.
"What do you have planned for tomorrow, honey?" She quips.
"Ah, I've got a meeting at 9 at the Office with Barney from ClimaTuff about that #### Stormwater drainage problem at that moneypit we got suckered into down in Newberry. It'll probably last all day. Why?"
"Oh, nothing. It's just Darrell from up the street asked if he could stop by around 9 tomorrow morning and use the washing machine and dryer again." She adds.
"Again?!!" you respond.
"yep....again!"
Now, your wife is HOT, I mean really H-O-T! She was the Prom Queen, the Homecoming Queen, Runner Up for Miss South Carolina, and the main cause of Lotion and Kleenex Purchases by local males between the ages of 14 and 25 for a very long period of time back a decade or so ago. And Darrell, all 5'8", 295 pounds of him, is a 53 year old degenerate who hasn't gotten laid since the same night Michael J. Fox demanded a Keg of Beer from the old Liquor Store Owner in Teen Wolf. He smells, he has more hair coming from the back of the neckline of his mustard stained wife beater than you have on your entire body, he's drunk more than he is sober and he smells like a mixture of grilled onions, sawdust and undisposed of baby diapers.
"Ok." you reluctantly reply.
And then she says....
"And Charlie Whitehurst is stopping by around Noon to introduce himself and sign Ford's Clemson Helmet. Ford's going to be so excited when the school bus drops him off at 3:30."
So, I've gotta ask...should I really put all of my focus on Darrell and his Laundry or should I make sure I make it home by 11:30?!
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Legend [15863]
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really?
Oct 12, 2015, 7:42 PM
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is there a 1 line summary ?
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110%er [5475]
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If there was, wouldn't a lazy jacka** like me have used it.***
Oct 12, 2015, 7:43 PM
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Legend [15863]
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didn't read it -- fsu game is gonna be YUGE !!!!!***
Oct 12, 2015, 7:44 PM
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All-TigerNet [10161]
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You should give me your address and I will make sure
Oct 12, 2015, 7:54 PM
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she asks for me every day.
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Re: You should give me your address and I will make sure
Oct 12, 2015, 8:15 PM
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Re: You should give me your address and I will make sure
Oct 12, 2015, 8:23 PM
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Wait.. did I miss something? Ohhh. This is t-net, not jerry springer.
Jerry jerry jerry
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Heisman Winner [140835]
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I relate more to the Charlie Whitehurst character than I do
Oct 12, 2015, 8:35 PM
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to you or Darrell.
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Re: I relate more to the Charlie Whitehurst character than I do
Oct 12, 2015, 8:53 PM
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Ok seriously, I getit. Quit worrying about those guys the next day and get your nose out the bourbon and go take care of the misses.
Or mess up a kleenex
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Re: To everyone who says, "Don't Look Ahead, focus on BC!" ....
Oct 12, 2015, 9:07 PM
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Ok but then what if you got home and realized she was talking about the 26 year old Darrel from the other end of the street that's 6'5" and ripped. Then you come home to no championsh... I mean an empty house
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