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Teddy Atlas fight commentary Tigermanac-Carlsbad main event:
Mar 3, 2021, 2:25 PM
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Round 1- Exchange of pleasantries, just feeling each other out. No damage done.
Winner-EVEN, score is 0-0
Round 2- Carlsbad® goes for a run, tigermanac® insults him by telling him that while running once DOES NOT make you a runner, essing 1 D DOES make you ghay.
Winner-TIGERMANAC, I've got TMAC up 1-0
Round 3- Both fighters have wished death upon each other. Everyone is bleeding!
Winner-DRAW, TMAC still up 1-0 on the scorecards
Round 4- Tigermanac is throwing a flurry of wild yet ineffective punches. Carlsbad counters with comments about meds. It's getting spicy in here, folks!
Winner-Carlsbad, all knotted up at 1 round apiece!
Round 5- Carlsbad attacks and attacks. HE'S TOXIC! Tigermanac counters by calling him a liar. The FIGHT IS ON FOLKS.
Winner-Carlsbad, he's now up 2 rounds to 1.
Round 6- Carlsbad makes fun of Tigermanac's leg and loses a point for a low blow. Tigermanac in frustration calls him a potential doxxer, a liar, AND a piece of trash. Lucky for Tigermanac, our referee HERB CROMP only deducts a single point.
Winner-yet another draw as both lost a point. Still 2-1 Carlsbad.
Round 7- Carlsbad goes in on Tigermanac's wife, and generally begins motherfugging everyone in Tigermanac's camp. THIS IS GETTING WILD FOLKS. Tigermanac gets internet friends to vouch and dispells the notion he is a liar by posting a pig of a tmale. Tigermanac is well on his way to winning the round BUT THEN IT COMES TO LIGHT THAT TIGERMANAC IS TOLD NOT TO POST BY HERB CROMP HOLY COW FOLKS YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS UP.
Winner-Tigermanac by 2 points this round, but that lead is halved by the cromp tmale. Tigermanac still wins the round, it's now 2-2 with 3 rounds remaining.
Round 8- OHSHIT CARLSBAD CALLED THAT MAN BALD! I'M PRETTY SURE YOU CAN'T PATCH THIS HOLE WITH A PINE CONE FOLKS! Tigermanac ISN'T. EVEN. PHASED. He shrugs it off, and counters by calling him worthless as tids on a boar hog.
Winner-DRAW, Still 2-2.
Round 9- Tigermanac has brought in the backups. His corner is urging him on. Carlsbad is losing focus and his now taking some punches. He's crying about nutty tmales and getting blocked. Round 10 should be a real doozy folks.
Winner-Tigermanac who now leads 3-2 with the other 4 rounds being scored as a draw.
Round 10- THINGS HAVE GONE HAYWIRE FOLKS. SEVERAL FIGHTS HAVE BROKEN OUT IN THE STANDS. clemsonrulez08® has joined the fray, soccerkrzy® has jumped in. In an eerie turn of events, MauldinT® is seen sitting in a corner JUST LAUGHING. ONLY A WARLORD LIKE RH Tig CAN SORT THIS OUT!
The fight has been stopped. It's over folks. It's been declared a no-contest.
The ring has been evacuated, and while police clear the arena we'd like to take the time to thank our hookers from the local Applebees for prancing around as ring girls on this fine evening.
Ya'll have a great night and stay tuned for the Second Coming of innernet fights.
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Re: Teddy Atlas fight commentary Tigermanac-Carlsbad main event:
Mar 3, 2021, 2:28 PM
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Re: Teddy Atlas fight commentary Tigermanac-Carlsbad main event:
Mar 3, 2021, 2:32 PM
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+1 TU
But no pigs of prancing Applebee's hooker ring girls?
Boo!
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Re: Teddy Atlas fight commentary Tigermanac-Carlsbad main event:
Mar 3, 2021, 3:06 PM
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Re: Teddy Atlas fight commentary Tigermanac-Carlsbad main event:
Mar 3, 2021, 3:15 PM
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Boomya!
Dats what I'm talking 'bout!
More ginger would be nice too
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The rules are very simple.
Mar 3, 2021, 2:34 PM
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TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES.
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Re: Teddy Atlas fight commentary Tigermanac-Carlsbad main event:
Mar 3, 2021, 2:34 PM
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Re: Teddy Atlas fight commentary Tigermanac-Carlsbad main event:
Mar 3, 2021, 2:36 PM
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If I wanted to watch two fat ####### fight, I'd watch
Mar 3, 2021, 2:44 PM
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Cats with James Corden and Jennifer Lawrence.
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Re: If I wanted to watch two fat ####### fight, I'd watch
Mar 3, 2021, 2:49 PM
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To help me decide my vote re/ this affair, I has 2 questions
Mar 3, 2021, 3:17 PM
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tigermanac® What is your fave IPA and why is it so hazy?
Carlsbad® Why do you think you are intelligently superior when you always resort to name-calling, which I think got you banned?
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Those 2 are in neutral corners right now.
Mar 3, 2021, 3:59 PM
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I don't think you'll get a response.
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Actually here has been my favs lately
Mar 3, 2021, 5:28 PM
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Hazy Little Thing Two Hearted (just so easy) Freshly Squeezed Lagunitas Little Sumpin’ Sumpin’
That rounds out my selection these days. Although no booze for me for a while since I am on these meds for a week.
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Re: To help me decide my vote re/ this affair, I has 2 questions
Mar 3, 2021, 4:34 PM
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Why did you resort to name calling and why did an old weak man as you are thinking that you could possibly beat me up and send me nutty tmails threatening me? Dude, just pipe down and realize who you are. I like you, and you're okay, but know who you are, Don't mention me or comment about me and you will get know response. If you want a response you will get one. By the way, you have been banned before....pipe down. I got banned, because someone reported me over and over. You got banned, because they just saw it. I would never report someone.
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Carl, you are legitimate looney
Mar 3, 2021, 4:56 PM
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Pls get some help..... BTW, yes I got banned twice, for the hot dog post and the muff post. Not for toxic name-calling.
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LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Mar 3, 2021, 4:57 PM
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EEEEEEETTTTSSSSSSS GET READY TO RUUUUUUMMMMMBBLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Not falling for his crap
Mar 3, 2021, 4:58 PM
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There is something seriously wrong with him.....
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I don't remember him being this grumpy in 2020.
Mar 3, 2021, 5:00 PM
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Seems like a fairly recent thing. He's a grumpster right now.
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Re: Not falling for his crap
Mar 3, 2021, 5:01 PM
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his spelling is terrible. Know, no, to, too, two are really difficult though.
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Utoh it looks like a ...............
Mar 3, 2021, 5:35 PM
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tag team on Carl.
Of course A is out with a broke leg so a sub might have to come in.
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Re: Teddy Atlas fight commentary Tigermanac-Carlsbad main event:
Mar 3, 2021, 4:35 PM
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I like it. Creative. You're cool.
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Excellent work and ..............
Mar 3, 2021, 4:47 PM
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if there's more to come...
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