LOUISVILLE WEEK LIMERICKS (incl. CFP, ROY, $CU material)
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LOUISVILLE WEEK LIMERICKS (incl. CFP, ROY, $CU material)
Oct 29, 2018, 8:11 AM
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A flat bill, jersey, a chain, A casual drug user’s brain, And Chinese tattoos - They’re excellent clues. The ‘Ville fans are in town again.
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Re: LOUISVILLE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 29, 2018, 8:13 AM
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Come ON, man. Petrino again? No longer an “if,” but a “when” This perv gets the axe, I’ll give you the facts: He won’t get a big job again.
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Re: LOUISVILLE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 29, 2018, 8:16 AM
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They’ve come a long way from Lamar - Petrino’s new game plan thus far? A golf-style approach. He’s such a great coach, He keeps the scores low and sub-par.
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Re: LOUISVILLE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 29, 2018, 8:20 AM
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There once was a team from the 'ville Who thought they were in for a thrill. But their plans were all roiled, And their pants were all soiled When they saw us race down from the Hill.
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Re: LOUISVILLE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 29, 2018, 8:31 AM
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A flat bill, jersey, a chain, A casual drug user’s brain, And Chinese tattoos - They’re excellent clues. The ‘Ville fans are in town again.
Well played. Good to see improvements from week one! Smooth operating Tiger
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I prefer an obscene sea shanty***
Oct 29, 2018, 8:39 AM
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Re: LOUISVILLE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 29, 2018, 8:58 AM
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The Papa’s been kicked off TV. I hope for Cards’ sakes there will be Continued support. They’re bad at this sport, So prospects need pizza for free.
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Re: LOUISVILLE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 29, 2018, 9:00 AM
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PSA:
Go tell the whole volleyball team – Petrino’s in town, and we deem His actions unfit For letting them sit On bikes, though clean fun they may seem.
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Re: LOUISVILLE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 29, 2018, 10:49 AM
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Kentucky’s most redneck thugs, maybe! Deez Louisville boyz? Aw yeah, dey be All crunk up, y’all! (...PSYCH...) They’re basic’lly like D.C. and Six Mile had a baby.
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Re: LOUISVILLE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 29, 2018, 11:54 AM
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Maybe a "down and distance" complaint, Or our defense's constant restraint, Not any excuses Can liven our snoozes. Loo-vile equals the drying of paint.
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Re: LOUISVILLE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 29, 2018, 12:07 PM
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Ol' Petrino's got stories to tell Of Lamar, by whom good programs fell. But if anyone thinks This year's Cardinals don't stink, He's been up smoking pot with Kanell.
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Re: LOUISVILLE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 29, 2018, 12:08 PM
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Travis' cleats will need new retreads After stepping on reddish chrome heads. Bull-rushing will flourish 'Ville's woes simply nourish Our disdain and contemp for Bob weds.
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There once was a coach name Petrino,
Oct 29, 2018, 12:25 PM
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His job potentially in limbo, Soon he'll have more time, in which to opine, And ride on his bike with a bimbo....
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Re: LOUISVILLE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 29, 2018, 12:30 PM
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We're but 4 games since our origin, Not long since our meetings did begin. Once Saturday's over, Cards will remain "Ohh fer" And Dabo's crowd continues "All In"!!!
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Re: LOUISVILLE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 29, 2018, 12:56 PM
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Their valleys, though blue and equestrian, Aren't like our campus campestrian. Their bourbon flows sweetly Old Fashioned and neatly Before we rub our icon rupestrian.
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In my Range Rover I did drive,
Oct 29, 2018, 1:01 PM
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to watch my Tigers thrive, the caterer told me, that she had forgotten the brie, I can't find good help tho I strive.
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Re: LOUISVILLE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 29, 2018, 1:26 PM
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The point spread right now’s 38, But still there remains some debate - Will Bobby stop trying, Lose worse, then start crying? More pity might get him a date...
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Re: LOUISVILLE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 29, 2018, 5:10 PM
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I wonder if Bobby thinks, “Hey, I know my career’s in decay But South Caroliner? That job might be finer - They’re cycling in, so they say.”
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Re: LOUISVILLE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 29, 2018, 5:23 PM
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The Cardinals come from afar With players from prison and bar. When Trevor says ‘SET-HUT,” He’ll carve ‘em all up, but Pervtrino will show girls the scar.
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Re: LOUISVILLE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 30, 2018, 8:03 AM
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Exciting as cows chewing cud, This Louisville team is a dud. Lamar goes away, Then lackluster play Brings down their program with a thud.
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Re: LOUISVILLE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 30, 2018, 12:24 PM
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Too bad ol’ Coach Bobby Petriner Can’t run his program a bit cleaner. His heart’s set on winnin’, His morals are thin, an’ His brain is way down in his wiener.
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Re: LOUISVILLE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 30, 2018, 3:30 PM
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Jones and Dvoracek will be spinning As our Tigers continue their winning. Hoping our tight end's path Doesn't lead to McGrath, To pile on that blonde would be sinning.
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Re: LOUISVILLE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 30, 2018, 4:45 PM
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Poor Bobby is still pleading his case With "bewbs" on his back, a hand on lace, He took a great fall, Not his fault at all, Gracefully he plowed the street with his face.
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Re: LOUISVILLE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 30, 2018, 5:11 PM
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Enjoy our O-Line, the "Bearded Nasties", Nothing like Bowden's Era of patsies! They'll gash open holes Befitting a "Rolls" As the Cards, by chance, soil their panties.
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Re: LOUISVILLE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 31, 2018, 3:17 PM
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There once was a "Rest Of Y'all" bus - To some it was not worth a fuss, But 'twas a whodunnit, For one team upon it Would be the next champ...and it's US.
GO TIGERS
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Re: LOUISVILLE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 31, 2018, 4:15 PM
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Hey Cards, here's to a horrid Halloween! The scariest sights, most of them obscene, Will be your demise, Your pitfall likewise, As the pain we inflict turns to gangrene.
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Re: LOUISVILLE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 31, 2018, 3:47 PM
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We're 2 in the CFP ranks, And checking my memory banks, I don't think I saw Petrino at all. So yeah, Bobby - eat it. K thanks.
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Re: LOUISVILLE WEEK LIMERICKS (incl. CFP, ROY, $CU material)
Oct 31, 2018, 3:55 PM
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They eagerly waited all day For what the committee would say - The Coots couldn't wait To see the full slate! Since Bama's at 1, so are they!
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Re: LOUISVILLE WEEK LIMERICKS (incl. CFP, ROY, $CU material)
Oct 31, 2018, 5:33 PM
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I know Bdrechs started this awful mess But it sure is fun, nonetheless Let's smack the Cards around Send them back to L'ville town With poor old Bobby, full of distress!
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Re: LOUISVILLE WEEK LIMERICKS (incl. CFP, ROY, $CU material)
Oct 31, 2018, 5:38 PM
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Aren't those Cards a classy crew? Who can be worse than you? Bobby Petrino And Rick Petino Let's stick them both in a pile of poo.
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Re: LOUISVILLE WEEK LIMERICKS (incl. CFP, ROY, $CU material)
Oct 31, 2018, 10:17 PM
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Our guys play like a band of brothers, Insuring all will play are their druthers. Attacking with broad smiles, Catching bombs are their wiles, Routing Loo-vile, those effing mothers.
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Re: LOUISVILLE WEEK LIMERICKS (incl. CFP, ROY, $CU material)
Oct 31, 2018, 10:32 PM
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Batson began our famed "Power Hour", Building men from boys, our foes to scour. With muscles bulging, Our will indulging, O'er the fallen, beastly Cats do tower.
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Re: LOUISVILLE WEEK LIMERICKS (incl. CFP, ROY, $CU material)
Nov 1, 2018, 9:35 AM
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I don’t really care who you use: Take drunks all sloshed up on their booze, A couple of grannies And nursery nannies - Put pads on ‘em. Cards will still lose.
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Re: LOUISVILLE WEEK LIMERICKS (incl. CFP, ROY, $CU material)
Nov 1, 2018, 1:15 PM
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Well? It looks like it's just you and me. Until one of us has to go pee We'll keep turning these out. The only one to pout Are the red domed punks, north of Tennessee.
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Re: LOUISVILLE WEEK LIMERICKS (incl. CFP, ROY, $CU material)
Nov 1, 2018, 4:40 PM
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Forgive me if this seems disturbin’, But I recall throttling Urban And not feeling bad. I almost feel sad For Bobby - his teeth we’ll be curbin’.
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Re: LOUISVILLE WEEK LIMERICKS (incl. CFP, ROY, $CU material)
Nov 1, 2018, 4:53 PM
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It's inevitable Petrino will get canned Hopefully, the Cards will find a more upright man! With Petino & Petrino, More sleazy you can't go With a new hire, will morals be in the plan?
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Re: LOUISVILLE WEEK LIMERICKS (incl. CFP, ROY, $CU material)
Nov 1, 2018, 9:52 PM
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Quickly, QUICKLY!!! . . . Sound the alarm! Our Tigers are resting, saving their charm To Inflict brutal pain While scrambling Ville's brain Before sending Bobby back to the farm.
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Re: LOUISVILLE WEEK LIMERICKS (incl. CFP, ROY, $CU material)
Nov 2, 2018, 1:37 PM
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Today in a nice rest’raunt lobby, It hit me (good food is my hobby) - I wolfed down some Beano, Took one huge “Petrino,” And thoroughly wiped down my “Bobby.”
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Re: LOUISVILLE WEEK LIMERICKS (incl. CFP, ROY, $CU material)
Nov 2, 2018, 4:01 PM
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On Southern Fried Card'nals we shall dine, Chased by Bourbon, 'tis better than wine. Their neck bones we'll stew To make our own brew "Bobby's Heal-All Elixir", its sign.
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Re: LOUISVILLE WEEK LIMERICKS (incl. CFP, ROY, $CU material)
Nov 2, 2018, 5:32 PM
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Petrino brings his Cards into Tiger town He may as well be ready for a big beatdown Our Tigers will romp The Cards get stomped Sure is fun smacking Bobby's boys around.
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Re: LOUISVILLE WEEK LIMERICKS (incl. CFP, ROY, $CU material)
Nov 2, 2018, 5:39 PM
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They were cyclin' in, now they're cyclin' out Old Bobby knows what cyclin' is all about! He must be distracted To blonde bimbos he's attracted His coaching's no better than his cyclin', no doubt!
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Re: LOUISVILLE WEEK LIMERICKS (incl. CFP, ROY, $CU material)
Nov 3, 2018, 1:03 AM
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Hey Cards, I will let you know when It’s safe to come outside again. The Etienne Beast Is liable to feast On strangers. Be smart - just sleep in.
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Re: LOUISVILLE WEEK LIMERICKS (incl. CFP, ROY, $CU material)
Nov 3, 2018, 10:47 AM
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I left my house at 4:35, Quiet and lonesome was that drive. I’ve parked in my spot And about to trot Up one steep hill to see us thrive!
?? Go Tigers ??
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Re: LOUISVILLE WEEK LIMERICKS (incl. CFP, ROY, $CU material)
Nov 3, 2018, 10:47 AM
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I’ve got a bad case of the fidgets. These loser Kentuckian midgets Are shaking, I bet. My only regret? Our scoreboard can’t show triple digits.
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Re: LOUISVILLE WEEK LIMERICKS (incl. CFP, ROY, $CU material)
Nov 3, 2018, 9:05 PM
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Having just landed at home from our game, Seriously those goobers are so lame!!! I didn't feel sorry For those led by Bobby. Never thought they'd be so easy to tame.
WTG TIGERS!!! . . . on to New England in Orange Britches!!!
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