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National Champion [7261]
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A Baylor Bear walks into a Clemson bar ...
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May 2, 2024, 10:55 AM
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... looks around, orders a Shiner and is approached by a good-lookin' gal in a purple skirt and orange blouse.
She asks him to dance. He says "Sorry, ma'am. I can't dance, I'm a good Baptist."
Unfazed, she asks him to skip the formalities and just head back to her place for a little this and that to which the Bear replies: "Sorry, ma'am. I can't have sex either. Looks too much like dancin'."
(*rimshot*)
I may be the only Baylor Bear on TigerNet at this point. I come here to enjoy Clemson stuff because like a lot of people in today's world I married into a HUGE family that didn't attend little ol' Baylor but did attend little ol' Clemson.
There is one Gamecock in the fold but we try not to talk about it.
And since I live in Simpsonville and have been going to Clemson football, basketball, baseball, and soccer games for 25 years with my in-laws and cousins and friends and their in-laws and cousins and friends ... I've got more purple/orange in the closet than green/gold.
So why not join TigerNet and have some fun? I hope my Bear status in no way impedes my bandwagon Clemson status.
I find my butt fits quite nicely on the Clemson bandwagon -- after all, Baylor's gone a little left of where I left it a while ago. Clemson's more my huckleberry.
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Rival Killer [2920]
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Not the only one
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May 2, 2024, 11:15 AM
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I went there before I transferred and finished up at Clemson.
I used to live in Houston (Sugar Land) and take the back roads up to Waco.
Still crave Taco Cabana every now and then. LOL
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Ultimate Clemson Legend [109432]
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Welcome to tigernet. Years ago while visiting Texas ,
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May 2, 2024, 11:18 AM
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we visited the Baylor campus. I was shocked to find that they actually had a real bear on the campus. The campus was beautiful.
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National Champion [7261]
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It's grown a lot since my time.
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May 2, 2024, 11:42 AM
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Some good, some not so good.
But the Bear habitat is still right in the heart of campus. I think.
We laughed about our year-round hibernating mascot, and equated that trait to our poor football program, which had the rare ability to be both competitive and disastrously horrible from year to year. Think Wake.
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Re: A Baylor Bear walks into a Clemson bar ...
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May 2, 2024, 11:26 AM
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Welcome to the fold. Happy to have you!
BTW, I usually root for Baylor, as long as they're not playing Clemson ">.
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Valley Legend [12367]
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You are welcome here.
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May 2, 2024, 11:39 AM
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I was accepted into the doctoral program at Baylor before opting for USC, a decision I have second guessed many times over.
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National Champion [7261]
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Thanks. Baylor's a fine university.
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May 2, 2024, 11:56 AM
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But so's USC ... and cheaper.
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Oculus Spirit [42678]
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Re: You are welcome here.
May 4, 2024, 6:08 PM
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You went all the way out to the west coast instead of Baylor?
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National Champion [7261]
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Associate AD [1022]
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Re: A Baylor Bear walks into a Clemson bar ...
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May 2, 2024, 11:44 AM
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Most unbelievable part of that story is a Baptist being caught in a bar!!
Just kidding, welcome to Tnet!
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National Champion [7261]
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There are two types of Baptists in the world.
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May 2, 2024, 11:50 AM
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And neither one of them will speak to each other in a bar.
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Tiger Spirit [9426]
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Re: A Baylor Bear walks into a Clemson bar ...
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May 2, 2024, 11:53 AM
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Belated welcome to Tigernet & appreciate you becoming a fan. I lived in Dallas for a couple of years and worked with a couple of Baylor grads who were good people. Go Tigers!
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National Champion [7261]
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Thanks.
May 4, 2024, 3:26 PM
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I grew up in the Lake Highlands area of Dallas.
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Ultimate Clemson Legend [102836]
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Nice first post...
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May 2, 2024, 11:55 AM
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coot
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May 2, 2024, 3:41 PM
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BBO used to test new folks, but he went soft to "get along".
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National Champion [7261]
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Thanks. I wrote three first drafts.
May 4, 2024, 3:27 PM
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Oscar Wilde wants his bit back***
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Re: Oscar Wilde wants his bit back***
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May 2, 2024, 12:37 PM
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We have one coot in our family also. I keep telling him that all families have a black sheep and he is ours.
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May 2, 2024, 12:59 PM
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National Champion [7261]
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Is there a thumb up down button?
May 4, 2024, 3:31 PM
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I'm a kaleidoscope of emotion.
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Paw Master [16670]
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Re: A Baylor Bear walks into a Clemson bar ...
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May 2, 2024, 1:23 PM
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I rode through Baylor one time. It was very hot. Very...very hot.
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National Champion [7261]
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The mercury does occasionally reach uncomfortable levels, yes.
May 4, 2024, 3:32 PM
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Re: A Baylor Bear walks into a Clemson bar ...
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May 2, 2024, 1:39 PM
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Nice post ...... you may become as popular as BretFSU!
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All-Time Great [96818]
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Clemson Conqueror [11146]
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May 2, 2024, 1:50 PM
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Welcome friend. Are you going to finish the joke?
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National Champion [7261]
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Never was much of a finisher.
May 4, 2024, 3:33 PM
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Clemson Conqueror [11186]
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Were you at the 79 Peach Bowl?***
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National Champion [7261]
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I was not.
May 4, 2024, 3:34 PM
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I was probably on a Big Wheel or Green Machine patrolling the mean streets of Lake Highlands.
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