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In honor of Star Wars, Top 10 signs you are a Gamecock Jedi!
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In honor of Star Wars, Top 10 signs you are a Gamecock Jedi!


May 19, 2005, 1:49 AM

Top 10 Signs you could be a Gamecock Jedi

10. Instead of waiting to the last minute to leave the Death Star right before it blows up, you leave while the battle is only three-fourths over.

9. You believe you should have won the Battle of Endor because the Millenium Falcon pushed off at the end.

8. So what if the Empire loses? You're still part of the best star system in the galaxy.

7. You still have the bumper sticker on the back of your Tie-Fighter with the score of last year's victory at Hoth.

6. No matter how close you come to victory, you always give in and choke to the dark side of the chicken curse.

5. Even the Ewoks on your schedule are kicking your butt!

4. In the end, you always lose to a superior force, that always comes to your Death Star, kicks your butt, and send you fleeing early.

3. The superior force that just defeated you wears orange.

2. After losing, you shout out "Wait till next Episode!"

1. Lou waves his hand in front of your face and says "It's the ref's fault, Gardner pushed off and we are not under investigation" and you repeat and believe what he said.


Add some more if you like...

You believe there's no way some orange wearing moisture farmer from some hick outer rim planet would kick that proton torpedo through the middle and make you miss that moment of victory.

You think Williams Brice Stadium oddly looks similiar to the incomplete Death Star in Return of The Jedi.

Your attempt to schedule more sandpeople early to slaughter backfires later.

You find yourself rescuing Princess Leia and others from the Richland County Detention Center

"It's all Obi-Brad's fault!"

You can't tell Jar Jar bink apart from Cocky.

Mike McGee is feeding you Bantha PooDoo.

"LOUke. Search your feelings. You know it's true. Clemson is... your daddy!"

Order63-17, extermination of all the Gamecock Jedi.

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The sandpeople one cracked me up.***


May 19, 2005, 1:51 AM



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I am a bitter and angry man.


Re: haha... thats awesome man.***


May 19, 2005, 2:26 AM



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Who is more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?*****


May 19, 2005, 2:58 AM



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Obi Wan sayth.******


May 19, 2005, 5:21 AM



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Re: In honor of Star Wars, Top 10 signs you are a Gamecock Jedi!


May 19, 2005, 6:04 AM

Darth Bowden says Loooou I'm you father.Great post wodburn.

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But they DO have that national Bantha-riding championship...***


May 19, 2005, 6:22 AM



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LOL. Point for the Bantha reference.******


May 19, 2005, 6:28 AM



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The member of the best start system one cracked me up....


May 19, 2005, 7:00 AM

GOOD JOB WOBURN!

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Me too !***


May 19, 2005, 9:26 AM



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