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All-In [34486]
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I think I speak for everyone when I say that I'm
May 6, 2021, 8:08 AM
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looking for more information an opinions on COVID vaccines today. Anyone got any details?
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All-In [42896]
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Ever since I got the second dose, I've had this nagging
May 6, 2021, 8:13 AM
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sensation that both Phish and Hall & Oates are generally pretty unpleasant to listen to.
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Oculus Spirit [85339]
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According to a recent article I read about Justin Foster
May 6, 2021, 8:14 AM
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the vaccine can potentially improve long-haul issues with COVID-19. So for the ones that say I already have the antibodies b/c infected / don't need vaccine, and still suffering from long-haul symptoms, it could be very much worth it to get vaccinated.
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Heisman Winner [135615]
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I think what stubborn_tiger is asking in his own colloquial
May 6, 2021, 8:17 AM
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way is should he bother to vaccinate his pizza after it gets delivered. You have to be able to read between the lines.
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Kind of curious to see how Obed is dealing with his 2nd shot
May 6, 2021, 8:19 AM
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and if having sickle cell makes things better or worse.
Obed®
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All-In [38197]
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Re: Kind of curious to see how Obed is dealing with his 2nd shot
May 6, 2021, 8:29 AM
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Lot o points [155943]
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I'm glad you asked, friend.
May 6, 2021, 8:30 AM
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Had my appt yesterday, as you know, at 8:30am Central time. I showed up at 8:30 SHARP for my appt. There was an Indian couple at the check-in counter micro-analyzing every single line item on the vaccine checklist "Why does it ask if we have had a vaccine in the last 30 days? We had the first shot a couple weeks ago. Are we in danger?".
Luckily, a pharmacy worker saw the storm clouds on the horizon and opened a second check-in window.
Went to wonderful waiting area, normally occupied by the elderly queuing up for the free blood pressure cuff machine, and waited approximately 98 seconds before being called in.
Had long sleeves on so I pulled out my left arm, Pharmacist asked me if I was a pro wrestler or pulled trains for a living (I may have made that part up). Then they said I could sit down in case I passed out and I said "I'm standing. Stick me, Mick." Earned extra cool points by making no microchip jokes.
Was told to wait 15 minutes, but nobody tells this guy what to do, so I walked straight out like a bawss.
Felt great yesterday. Today feels like I was attacked by a semi-strong gang of midgets who hit every square inch of my body with ball-peen hammers (huh-huh, "peen"). Really excited to see what superpower is revealed to me in the next few days from the genetic mutations wracking my body right now.
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Follow up questions -
May 6, 2021, 8:37 AM
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Dot or wig wam?
Could you post pics of your arm? Would love to see your gains and how thick, solid, tight you are.
Did you quip, HILARIOUSLY, to the nurse about feeling the microchip swimming around?
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Legend [15216]
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I told the nurse. "Jeepers, I think you gave me the medium
May 6, 2021, 8:52 AM
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sized chip when I asked for the small."
She laughed and laughed and asked for my cell number. Told her I was married with super young kids and she said perfect you probably need a night to relax. I told her no doubt about that so we exchanged some playful texts later that day and met up later that evening and jk lol
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You MF. Don't ever do this again. This shid about
May 6, 2021, 8:39 AM
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pulling trains required every ounce of self discipline I have to not pressure wash my laptop screen with coffee powered by air generated from the depths of my internals.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA! Good one, Obed. Good one. Funny stuff there bud.
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CU Medallion [60229]
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the midget thing is an apt description
May 6, 2021, 8:44 AM
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I kinda compared it to being rolled down a hill inside a 55-gallon drum.
My symptoms disappeared the next morning almost EXACTLY 24 hours after shot. From "not sure I could get to the door if the house was on fire" to "I think I'll go run the weed-eater for awhile" within minutes. Hopefully that is your fate.
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Is your sperm glowing yet? That was my favorite part, the
May 6, 2021, 8:47 AM
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lights out missionary style is kinda cool when you shoot a glow-in-the-dark load on her stomach.
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Heisman Winner [137974]
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Like you've ever shot a load on a stomach.***
May 6, 2021, 8:58 AM
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Heisman Winner [105618]
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Been working on my distance, trying to Tiggity* her one day
May 6, 2021, 9:04 AM
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*Shoot her face from distance, not psychoanalyze her and play mind games with her all the time.
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All-In [34486]
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underrated comment right here***
May 6, 2021, 10:39 AM
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Heisman Winner [105618]
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Appreciate it. I am particularly fond of this one as well
May 6, 2021, 10:57 AM
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because it is true and it throws shade at others.
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Heisman Winner [135948]
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Don’t take more than 6 Tylenol
May 6, 2021, 8:48 AM
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If you’re going to kill your liver at least do it with booze
But take Tylenol and drink copious amounts of water
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Oculus Spirit [97729]
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Your super powers come out usually on day 3
May 6, 2021, 8:55 AM
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Wife gained the ability to shoot flames out of her mouth when yelling. Mine was disappearing ears and a forcefield. The powers usually compliment your partner's powers.
Enjoy.
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Legend [15216]
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My wife was
May 6, 2021, 8:59 AM
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a little beetchy and used the long day with kids and headache excuse, so it was just a normal Friday night.
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Lot o points [155943]
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Hmmmm, if I'm hearing you correctly, and my superpower
May 6, 2021, 9:03 AM
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will counteract her superpower, I look forward to being able to give myself oral.
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Oculus Spirit [97729]
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Like I said....enjoy.***
May 6, 2021, 9:15 AM
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Re: I'm glad you asked, friend.
May 6, 2021, 10:16 AM
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Nobody has asked the important question, which is whether or not you posted a pic of your completed vaccine card on social media
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Oculus Spirit [81073]
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Is that a thing?***
May 6, 2021, 10:21 AM
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Re: Is that a thing?***
May 6, 2021, 10:22 AM
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Maybe typical millennial instagram looks different than your feed
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Oculus Spirit [81073]
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Mine is all boats, pictures of Caribbean islands, fish,
May 6, 2021, 10:25 AM
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golden retrievers, a few restaurants, and some Bahamian beer.
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Re: I'm glad you asked, friend.
May 6, 2021, 10:32 AM
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So are you holding a mask burning bonfire party Saturday night? Replete with top shelf beverages, oysters on the half and bare naked women's.
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Oculus Spirit [78892]
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Legend [15216]
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I read an article last night after yesterday's thread.
May 6, 2021, 8:27 AM
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Scientists believe that nearly 100% of folks vaccinated, even those 12-15, will die.
I think I want to hit the eject button on my pfizer vaccine.
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All-In [40344]
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That’s frightening
May 6, 2021, 8:32 AM
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Can you cite your source that’s not biased?
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Legend [15216]
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I was shocked to read the 100% number. That's why
May 6, 2021, 8:36 AM
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I said "nearly 100%" because that's hard for me to believe.
No link, but I just searched privately in duckduckgo.
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Is she giving consent or not?***
May 6, 2021, 8:39 AM
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Re: I think I speak for everyone when I say that I'm
May 6, 2021, 8:46 AM
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DID YOU KNOW ITS GENE THERAPY AND PERMANENTLY CAUSES STERILIZATION YET ALSO DOESNT LAST MORE THANA. FEW MONTHS AND TOU UAVE TK KEEP GETTING YOUR GOVERNEMNT CONTROL SHOTS EBERY FEW MKNTHS? LINE UP SHEEP FOR TJE SLAUGHTER HOUSE JIST DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH ON YOURUBE AMD DUCKDUCKGO BECAUSE GOOGLE HIDES THE TRUTH EVEM THOUGH YOUTUBE IS GOOGLE EVERYTHING ISNT WHAT IT SEEMS!
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CharlestonTom is a lazy scok name then!***
May 6, 2021, 8:47 AM
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