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Rate this picture of my new girl
May 19, 2022, 7:28 AM
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‘s toe.
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I didn't know you were dating a model!***
May 19, 2022, 7:34 AM
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Respectfully, I'd like to dip that toenail in some beandip
May 19, 2022, 7:35 AM
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and nibble that little frito scoop while she jayed me off.
Respectfully, of course.
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Re: Respectfully, I'd like to dip that toenail in some beandip
May 19, 2022, 7:59 AM
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Living on the edge! I like it. She works on a farm so her hands are comparable to #60 sandpaper and she’s fast like one of those Chinese ping pong players. She’ll grab hold and you’ll be raw by the time she slides down to finish things up. It’s really hard to keep your concentration because it’ll sting like the dickens. I still can’t figure out if the sting is simply the result of raw skin or if it’s from Fireball that was absorbed into the Copenhagen pouches that she always has stored in her cheeks.
You are in for a treat!
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Strangers spit is gross. I always insist on using my own.
May 19, 2022, 8:43 AM
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It has the proper pH balance for my body, plus if your girl has just eaten at Taco Bell or something like that, you can get a pretty narly chemical burn.
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I didn't take it that way at all. Hey, FastChad... after
May 19, 2022, 8:51 AM
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you do your thing with her today, leave that thing slick, because I'm coming in hot!!!
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Re: I didn't take it that way at all. Hey, FastChad... after
May 19, 2022, 8:55 AM
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SarahAdidas Please get control of your man. My girl is the jealous type and I’m afraid of what she’d do to you after taking a liking to ryanadidas®
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I think you're confusing jealousy with envy.
May 19, 2022, 9:24 AM
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One feels ENVY about something one doesn't have but wants. One feels JEALOUSY over something one already has but is afraid of losing.
FASTGIRL would be jealous if she thought that she would lose FASTCHAD to SARAHADIDAS (or RYANADIDAS)
FASTGIRL would be envious of SARAHADIDAS because she gets sole access to RYANADIDAS'S meathammer.
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you ever picked bits of Redman out of your peehole?
May 19, 2022, 8:52 AM
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I have. I don't know how my uncle chewed that stuff.
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Re: you ever picked bits of Redman out of your peehole?
May 19, 2022, 8:56 AM
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We might be cousins.
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NOW SHOW HER BU**HOLE!***
May 19, 2022, 9:20 AM
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Re: NOW SHOW HER BU**HOLE!***
May 19, 2022, 9:39 AM
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This one was was taken way up in there
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Re: NOW SHOW HER BU**HOLE!***
May 19, 2022, 1:44 PM
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Re: NOW SHOW HER BU**HOLE!***
May 19, 2022, 1:49 PM
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Are you implying you’ve never shoved a GoPro up someone’s ### out of curiosity? Those things are made for stuff like that. It’s literally not even in my top 10 weirdest things I’ve used one of those for.
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That's Go-Pro footage? I thought maybe you hopped aboard
May 19, 2022, 1:54 PM
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Miss Frizzle's Magic School Bus and took a visit.
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