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Sunday 'Dad Joke' action...
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It will be interesting to see how this thread flies during football season. Hopefully this daily 'collective' can hold it together better than a dooms-dayer five minutes into the first quarter! We shall see!
Don't you hate when you say you need a vacation and someone replies, "Didn't you just get back from one?"
Listen, Linda...you had lunch yesterday! Does that mean you don't want lunch today?
Has the day come when you realize your punishments as a child (stay home, take a nap, go to bed early) are now your daily adult goals? 
Get out and indulge in your Sunday, Tiger Nation!
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In Honor of Ireland Hosting the First College Football Game of 2025
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Two Irish guys walk out of a bar.
- It could happen!
An American guy, an English guy, and an Irish guy go into a pub. Each one orders a pint. They didn’t know that flies had been hanging around the pub looking for beers.
A fly drops in the American's beer. He grunts and says, “I’m from Texas. No fly will keep me from my beer.” He then drinks it down, fly and all.
A fly drops in the Englishman's beer. He says, "My word. Well, this is a sticky wicket!" He then demands a new beer.
A fly drops in the Irishman's beer. He grabs the fly and shouts, "SPIT IT OUT! SPIT IT OUT!"
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I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
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I don't know "why"?
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Time Travel
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Re: Sunday 'Dad Joke' action...
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Aug 24, 2025, 8:44 AM
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A woman walked into a library and asked if they had any books about paranoia.
The librarian says “They’re right behind you”.
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day.
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lol***
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Aug 24, 2025, 9:02 AM
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Rodney Dangerfield - I get no respect at all
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Aug 24, 2025, 10:00 AM
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Rodney Dangerfield (Jacob Cohen) one-liners:
"When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them."
"I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot."
"One time my whole family played hide and seek. They found my mother in Pittsburgh!"
"With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, 'How can I get my kite in the air?' He told me to run off a cliff."
"I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio."
"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous… everyone hasn't met me yet."
"I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette."
"I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest."
"A girl phoned me the other day and said, 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home."
"My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said, 'okay, you're ugly too.'"
"I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender."
"My wife was afraid of the dark… then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light."
"My wife has to be the worst cook. In my house, we pray after we eat."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rodney_Dangerfield
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Re: Rodney Dangerfield - I get no respect at all
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Love these!!!
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Re: Sunday 'Dad Joke' action...
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Aug 24, 2025, 4:40 PM
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Shout out to everyone who can remember their childhood phone number, but can’t remember the password they created yesterday. You are my people!!
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Fortunately, I didn't create a password yesterday...I don't believe! The #'s, yeah...it's the rotary memory muscle!
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