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Heisman Winner [139411]
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Softest Toilet Paper?
Jun 22, 2017, 1:44 PM
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You know what? It doesn't matter, because after the 6th trip to the toilet a few minutes ago to dump ANOTHER pot of buttcoffee, I could have wiped my Louie Le Lip with a marshmallow mermaid's titty, and it still would have burned with the fury of 9 suns.
I thought after yesterday that I was going to make it. I'm back to thinking there's a 70% chance I die.
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Oculus Spirit [79646]
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So you're throwing up out of your butt too now?***
Jun 22, 2017, 1:46 PM
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All-In [45047]
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Can you not read? It's not called a butt, it's called a
Jun 22, 2017, 1:47 PM
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Louie Le Lip!
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Heisman Winner [139411]
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That's where it all started.
Jun 22, 2017, 1:48 PM
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I've come full circle. Just ate some corn on the cob and some boiled peanuts 30 minutes ago--not particularly good for the gut, but really excellent markers so I know when they make another appearance.
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All-In [45047]
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And no matter how good you chew that corn,
Jun 22, 2017, 1:49 PM
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it always comes back whole.
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Oculus Spirit [79646]
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You should eat different colored corns to really track
Jun 22, 2017, 1:50 PM
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input and output. Make sure to time with a stopwatch.
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All-In [45047]
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Have you tried
Jun 22, 2017, 1:48 PM
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spitting on your toilet paper before wiping?
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All-TigerNet [10226]
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Imagine the pain if we were still on the corn
Jun 22, 2017, 1:59 PM
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cob plan.
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Walk-On [134]
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Baby wipes, bruh
Jun 22, 2017, 2:03 PM
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Hygenic, aloe fresh, and soothing to the raging hate you are currently experiencing.
Trust me on this.
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Oculus Spirit [79646]
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You're back?***
Jun 22, 2017, 2:08 PM
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Rock Defender [54]
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Once you get it nice and clean, take a bath. It helps.
Jun 22, 2017, 2:07 PM
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source: Years and years of abusing my digestive system.
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All-In [49190]
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Why you no Gold Bond?
Jun 22, 2017, 2:13 PM
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Burns like hell for about 5 minutes, but after that you are 100% healed.
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CU Medallion [64837]
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I'm with you. I thought it would be a good idea
Jun 22, 2017, 2:23 PM
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to eat 5lbs of grapes for lunch.
It wasn't.
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