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Oculus Spirit [94230]
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All hope is lost.
Oct 18, 2015, 9:06 AM
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DW is a lost cause. Two picks in one game? You pumpers were talking National Championship, roflmfao hth. Clearly DW in in a sophomore slump. Maybe he's just quit before he embarrasses himself and me any more.
I would have given him a two star to start with, I have no idea why anybody rated this looser any higher. I could have told you we'd be 0-6 at this point in the season because I'm a realistic, down to earth type clemson fan I try to stay more positive after a big loss like this. Let's be honest, the only thing we have to look forward to is down time.
I mean, DW is nearly 20 now and it's clear his bones are brittle, his brain is so damaged he's eligible for disability but not as much as half the posters here and some of us had the good sense to know not to hire a WR coach, cheerleader and real estate salesman for a HC wouldn't work to start with. I told you so, but no, you had to have it your way.
If Chad Morris hadn't bailed on us we might have a decent record this season but now all hopes are gone. I think we just need to clean house on our S&C program, top to bottom, and start from scratch. After all we lost on defense last season I knew things would fall apart. I knew then that two OCs wouldn't work to start with too.
I wonder if it's an NCAA violation if we just gave ourselves the death penalty, fired everybody, invested all IPTAY funds in Obama care, changed the names on all the buildings and demolished Memorial Stadium? I tried IPTAY once decades ago. I would have given more but I didn't because they waste every penny they get their hands on. So what do you think happened, right, they wasted my penny. I didn't see one single change made on the list I submitted of things we needed to do.
Anyway, I was right, you were wrong and I'm sticking my opinion anywhere and everywhere so that I can make you as miserable as I am. I've never found a woman worthy of me. None ever met my standards. I hold myself to high standards and I expect everyone to appreciate how unified I am with myself. I can't even wear clothes these days. I spend all my time in the basement so that my skin won't dry out because I can't find clothes that are worthy of touching my divine person.
I know it's beneath me to be wasting time posting such deep, profound and insightful thoughts openly for commoners to feast upon but being superior has many other problems. It's impossible to find others who have superior insights and capable of comprehending the deeper logic of a genius but I'm giving you guys one last chance to allow me to set you straight on what a real Clemson Man is supposed to be.
Well, I gotta go, granny just brought my meds with some milk and cookies and wants me to cover myself so she doesn't get all torn up and have a heart attack being exposed to my glory.
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Orange Blooded [3350]
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TD for making me read all that.***
Oct 18, 2015, 9:09 AM
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MVP [526]
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Couldn't make myself
Oct 18, 2015, 9:12 AM
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Read past the first paragraph. Wheww! That took some time to write.
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Oculus Spirit [94230]
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All-In [38435]
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Re: TD for making me read all that.***
Oct 18, 2015, 9:17 AM
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That was long , and the wait for it to be over diminished the finish . Still , it's right up there with War and Peace .
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Oculus Spirit [94230]
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The story was the reward.
Oct 18, 2015, 9:21 AM
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I dedicated myself to the truth, ### entertaining the masses. I am an arteece.
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110%er [5776]
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Would appear that granny has a lot to deal with***
Oct 18, 2015, 9:14 AM
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Standout [312]
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Re: All hope is lost.
Oct 18, 2015, 9:15 AM
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Satire at its finest.
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That was some of your best...
Oct 18, 2015, 9:15 AM
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Writing ever, Gene Sapakoff. No wonder you're so popular worldwide.
Tell Granny I said hi!
~JKB
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Orange Blooded [4036]
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Re: All hope is lost.
Oct 18, 2015, 9:31 AM
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Pics of granny?
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Oculus Spirit [94230]
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Sicko perv!
Oct 18, 2015, 9:34 AM
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Starter [351]
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Over 44000 post. Typing all that drivel is nothing for him
Oct 18, 2015, 9:35 AM
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haha
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Heisman Winner [140835]
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Have you been watching the same season that I have?
Oct 18, 2015, 9:42 AM
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We never had any hope to lose.
Just terrible.
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All-TigerNet [14488]
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well LA-DE FRICKIN' DA...
Oct 18, 2015, 9:42 AM
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WE GOT OURSELVES A WRITER HERE!
Hey dad I cant tell, is that Bill Shakespeare over there?!
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