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Seeking advice from experts
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May 17, 2023, 5:43 PM
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As I am getting older, I have found myself becoming attracted to older ladies. I can't seek help on the regular boreds as those guys would just ridicule and make fun of me, I feel safer here.
There is a lady that jogs by my place 3 times a week and I have seen her giving me the side-eye.
What would be the best way to approach her without being to obvious about my intentions? TIA
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110%er [9713]
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Try yelling… “nice tiddies lady!”
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May 17, 2023, 5:57 PM
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You’re probably going to have to start jogging.
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Re: Seeking advice from experts
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May 17, 2023, 5:58 PM
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Rock out with your cocck out
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Heisman Winner [135939]
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I think offering her a donut will do the trick
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May 17, 2023, 6:02 PM
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While you are holding a cup of coffee in each hand
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110%er [9713]
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You are a freaking genius!
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May 17, 2023, 6:18 PM
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This is without a doubt the correct answer. If he has the balls to try it, it should work. If not, the donut will slip back too far towards his belly. Let’s see how things play out.
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Oculus Spirit [83127]
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How old are u willin' to go?
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May 17, 2023, 8:43 PM
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That's the question.
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Oculus Spirit [85339]
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I used to live in a subdivision
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May 17, 2023, 8:44 PM
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One day, I was standing on my front porch watching hail fall from the sky and I noticed a lady running in front of the house.
I says "HEY LADY" and motioned her to come to my abode.
She came over and took shelter from the hailstorm and I offered her a towel and she used it to dry off.
Try that.
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my best advice
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May 18, 2023, 12:47 AM
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(As an aside, while I am getting precariously close to 60 (a matter of months) I have noticed the same... open-mindedness in myself. I look much younger than my age - nobody guesses that I'm even fifty - so it is kind of odd. Of course, the missus rolls her eyes whenever I have reason to gloat about my youthfulness.)
That all said, there is one older gal who walks around the neighborhood and who absolutely puts the lead in my pencil. I have occasionally seen her walk with her husband, who looks like Junior Soprano. When I have envisioned conversations, I have thought I'd tell her how nice it is to see her walking with her father. I'm pretty sure that's a winner.
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It's good to see that OSF is exercising and taking care of
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May 18, 2023, 6:17 AM
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herself.
OSF®
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Boo
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May 18, 2023, 6:23 AM
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Watch out she’s been known to slit throats for less.
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Set up a boobytrap and then
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May 18, 2023, 9:22 AM
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show us her boobytraps
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Oculus Spirit [79253]
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When she jogs past your house, stand on your porch like this
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May 18, 2023, 9:31 AM
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Re: Seeking advice from experts
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May 18, 2023, 9:32 AM
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Why has no one summoned the expert?
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May 18, 2023, 10:08 AM
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Re: Why has no one summoned the expert
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May 18, 2023, 11:41 AM
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I like the idea of offering a doughnut and coffee, but would suggest wearing this tee shirt in the process. 
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Dude, I'm married but I'd use this line everyday
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May 18, 2023, 2:20 PM
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if I wasn't
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