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Saturday 'Dad Jokes'...and a thread that will sink like it's

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Salty55®

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Saturday 'Dad Jokes'...and a thread that will sink like it's

Sep 13, 2025, 7:02 AM

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Wearing concrete boots. Get your giggles/moans in before the whining begins. AT 12:05, this site will be off limits to normalcy!

Keeping it lame this AM:
How do you count cows? With a cowculator!

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose.

What do you call a sleeping cow? A bull-dozer! Moo-ving on....

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you get from a dwarf cow? Condensed milk! (Better...much better!)

Love these brisk 'almost fall' mornings! Enjoy it, Tiger Nation! It's bee-swattin' day!
Go Tigers, ALWAYS!

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Beat the Bees!

Sep 13, 2025, 7:23 AM

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Why did the bee go to the dermatologist?

It had hives.

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“Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.” Isaac Asimov
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Re: Saturday 'Dad Jokes'...and a thread that will sink like it's

Sep 13, 2025, 7:43 AM

Diarrhea is hereditary.

It runs in your jeans!!

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Ketchup

Sep 13, 2025, 8:11 AM

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Sometimes the road to the truth is so elusive it's confusing and reality becomes illusion.

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Kids today have a lot of App-titude.

Sep 13, 2025, 8:18 AM

I agree with the ban on using mobile phones when driving. While driving to work the other day, I got cut off by someone on their phone, causing me to swerve and drop my razor into my cereal & spill milk on the crossword I was doing.

My girlfriend crashed the car today. She told the police that the man she collided with was on his mobile phone and drinking a can of beer. Police said "Mam, he can do what he likes in his living room."

If living is just dying slowly, is good health just the slowest possible way to die?

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Re: Saturday 'Dad Jokes'...and a thread that will sink like it's

Sep 13, 2025, 8:51 AM

I was dating two women. Kate and Edith. But we broke up. Apparently you can't have Kate and Edith too. Patient: Doc, I just got some of those new digital hearing aids. Doctor: What kind is it?" Patient: 4:30. Patient after being called into the doctor's office: Doctor: I have bad news and worse news. Patient: Gee, what is the bad news? Doctor: You only 48 hours to live. Patient: That is awful. What could be worse than that. Doctor: I couldn't get a hold yesterday.

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