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SarahAdidas parenting FAIL

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Apr 27, 2022, 7:13 AM

Sarahadidas took DaughterAdidas (10yrs old) to Five Below (everything is <$5) so she could spend some of her birthday money. DaughterAdidas picked out and bought this shirt, because she is obsessed with Ramen Noodles.



DaughterAdidas came home and tried on her new shirt, with plans on wearing it to school today. SonAdidas (11yrs old) said, "MOM! WHY WOULD YOU BUY THAT SHIRT FOR HER?!?!?!?!?". Sarahadidas still didn't get the pun/joke. SonAdidas says, "SEND NOODS!??!?! SEND NOODS!?!?!?!". Then it clicked with Sarahadidas.

Good stuff. If anybody wants this shirt in child's large, HMU. Maybe Sharty?

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I feel like this may need to be clarified:

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Apr 27, 2022, 7:16 AM

DaughterAdidas totally didn't get the pun.

We had to spell it out for her. Once it settled in, she was furious that the store would sell the shirt to a kid. Mainly, she didn't like the fact that the entire house was laughing at her (and Sarahadidas's) expense.

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Official Lounge T shirt?

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Apr 27, 2022, 7:40 AM

Good story!

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Apr 27, 2022, 7:46 AM

Funny - the guys in the house pick up on this right away.

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Thanks for explain what five below means.***

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Apr 27, 2022, 8:00 AM



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It's new to my area. I didn't know if there

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Apr 27, 2022, 8:49 AM

were 1 or 2 of them, or if there were 1000's. After looking them up on altavista, I now realize that there's 1000's of them.

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Pro tip: Five Below ain't for menfolk

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Apr 27, 2022, 9:16 AM

I stumbled into the one here in Clemson because I was ignorant what the heck it was. How you supposed to know with a name like "Five Below"?

It's stuff for teenage girls. TShirts, frilly crap, candy, toys, dorm room junk.

ONLY thing a guy would be interested in AT ALL in the place is if you need a cheap (<$5) charging cable or plug. They had a wide assortment in there, I actually bought a USB charger that would be $10-15 at a WalMart or Amazon. It works, for how long is TBD (cause cheap).

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bro, they have old school candy for days.

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Apr 27, 2022, 9:19 AM

Nothing for men to be ashamed of about that.

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Yea - dude, I'm in in for the candy.


Apr 27, 2022, 9:20 AM

They got all sorts of good stuff.

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I suppose if you're into Zotz, it's a destination stop


Apr 27, 2022, 9:24 AM

I didn't really spend any time looking through the candy section.

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Up until two weeks ago, I tought it was a fro-yo place


Apr 27, 2022, 9:26 AM

or a place that sells frozen drinks of some sort.

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That what I thought too, that it was fro yo or a hot yoga

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Apr 27, 2022, 9:46 AM

place (ya know, 5 degrees below 100 degrees or something.. i dunno)

But nope, it's just a place to buy dollar store crap for five dollars.

And squishmallows, because I too have a ten year old daughter.

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It's kind of like this place called Dollar Tree, which

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Apr 27, 2022, 9:18 AM

is a store where just about everything costs a dollar, but there are no trees, so it can be a little misleading.

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it's now $1.25 Tree

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Apr 27, 2022, 9:25 AM

farkin inflation.

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Hopefully you go pics _ great Thanksgiving conversation for next 40 years.***

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Apr 27, 2022, 8:23 AM



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Definitely wedding rehearsal dinner ppt fodder


Apr 27, 2022, 8:40 AM

lol

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I did. She looks madder'n'hell in the picture because


Apr 27, 2022, 8:50 AM

we were all laughing hysterically.

I told her, we aren't making fun of YOU...we're making fun of your mom.

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So more fleshlight for you last night, huh ? ?***


Apr 27, 2022, 8:52 AM



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Fleshlight too noisy... might wake up the wife.

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Apr 27, 2022, 9:19 AM

I had to roll up my sleeve and do it the old fashioned way.

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Sounds right.***


Apr 27, 2022, 9:35 AM



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Aye, fam, on dat real tho

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Apr 27, 2022, 8:59 AM

Sarah's gonna have that girl on a pole by the time she's 18, probably at Platinum Plus

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We'll see how puberty goes in the next few years, but for

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Apr 27, 2022, 9:25 AM

the time being, she's a daddy's girl 100%. When I'm home, she follows me around outside like a puppy dog. Yard work, hunting, mechanicin', fishing, boating... that's her jam.

She couldn't give two Eff's about boys, or being social, or electronics, or stripper poles.

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