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All-In [34486]
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I feel bad, but should i?
May 6, 2021, 4:42 PM
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The neighbor's kids are CONSTANTLY harassing my dogs through the fence. Poking sticks through the links at them, yelling, running up and down, throwing things and causing general havoc.
I walked out there just now when my two pups were raising immortal HAIL to find that these little shiddy kids were throwing sticks and rocks at my dogs. That, and then when I walk out there, they straight up are talking #### to a grown man and telling me to "go away" when I'm in my own backyard.
About the same time, the dad walked out there. I've had a few beers and asked the neighbor "hey man, can you get your ####### kids to quit harassing my dogs and quit talking ####?" He was kinda confused but got it after a minute. He texted me an apologized but it's been going on since the dogs have been out during the day for the pandemic and I've addressed it with him twice now.
I wanna feel bad for cussing in front of the kids but #### man, how do you let your nut trophies run around like that? I understand that controlling kids is tough, but I'm pretty sure this group of hellions (about 7-11 years old across 4 kids) would burn by dogs with a blowtorch if they could.
How long do I let this last before I tell the dad that HE is gonna be the one to suffer the consequences if he doesn't cut it out. That's either dropping Prints over the fence and letting him have his way with their little fingers, or having him come out in the yard and whooping his ####### ###.
Lakebum1® suggestions mucho welcome.
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Oculus Spirit [85339]
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Probably***
May 6, 2021, 4:53 PM
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Let's say that you could get in touch with a hypothetical
May 6, 2021, 4:54 PM
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Arab sheik that might be interested in buying these children for purposes that we won't discuss here. Would you be interested in selling them? Would you take a significant price cut if this hypothetical Arab sheik had his people do the collection and transportation? I mean, hypothetically, of course.
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All-In [34486]
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YES! and YES!
May 6, 2021, 4:57 PM
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This is the type of solution I come to the lounge for.
I think a few days and nights in a dungeon filled with other trafficked Americans and routinely being slapped violently across the back with bamboo sticks is the only way to redeem these spawns of satan.
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This isn't about redemption.
May 6, 2021, 5:02 PM
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It's business. Not personal.
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Hypothetically, of course.***
May 6, 2021, 5:02 PM
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Lot o points [155938]
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Replace Bamboo Shoots with Jumper Cables and you
May 7, 2021, 11:41 AM
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can get it done a lot cheaper and more local.
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Heisman Winner [135609]
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Look here Sport....any man that would use jumper cables to
May 7, 2021, 11:51 AM
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whip a small child DOESN'T love his vehicle very much.
SOME THINGS ARE SACRED RYANADIDAS.
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CU Medallion [64837]
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Any man who relies on jumper cables is barely a man at all.
May 7, 2021, 11:55 AM
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No REAL man carries jumper cables around for HIS own vehicle. A REAL man does proper battery maintenance.
He carries them around to help out hot damnsels in distress.
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let your dogs "escape" into their yard and watch those
May 6, 2021, 4:55 PM
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dogs do what pi$$ed off dogs will do to the little $hits. the dogs know who is messing with them.
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I'm not opposed to hitting other people's kids, but
May 6, 2021, 4:58 PM
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this seems like a better option from a legal standpoint.
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"i have no idea how they got over the fence!"***
May 6, 2021, 6:06 PM
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Nah.***
May 6, 2021, 5:01 PM
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Throw some dog chit across the fence.
May 6, 2021, 5:18 PM
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When the little princes come back in and track dog chit all over their house, maybe the dad might get the idea.
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Can you clarify on the little hellions?
May 6, 2021, 7:40 PM
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Are they kids feeling rebellious? Embarrassed that their parents still listen to Elvis?
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Re: I feel bad, but should i?
May 6, 2021, 9:00 PM
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Go to his house and drop an atomic fart on him. Problem solved.
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You call them “fur babies” don’t you?***
May 6, 2021, 10:27 PM
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I would never call someone else's kids names***
May 7, 2021, 7:26 AM
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Im shur the neighbor is scared of your midget ###***
May 6, 2021, 11:14 PM
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lol s t fu you old has-been
May 7, 2021, 7:15 AM
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+1 for Nut trophies***
May 7, 2021, 7:20 AM
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I would tell the dad to control his kids
May 7, 2021, 7:30 AM
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or I was going to end up controlling his wife.....or something like that....you must leverage this into taking his wife to pound town.
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Hell no. It takes a village.
May 7, 2021, 7:51 AM
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If I caught kids throwing rocks at my favorite little fat boy, I'd probably wind up on the news.
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Get a stick, sharpen it with your pocket knife
May 7, 2021, 8:02 AM
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while rocking on your porch.
Purchase ghillie suit
Sit at fence and wait on kids to come out
Kids start running up and down the fence harassing your dogs
punch them with the sharp stick
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Re: Get a stick, sharpen it with your pocket knife
May 7, 2021, 8:19 AM
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Oculus Spirit [75719]
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Hell naw don't feel bad. Those kids need some fear put into
May 7, 2021, 8:17 AM
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them.
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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If it happened again I'd probably tell him he's going to
May 7, 2021, 11:36 AM
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personally feel the pain next time, so he better get his #### together. I'd probably start throwing the rocks and sticks back at the kids too, especially if they want to talk #### to me. Kids are never too young to figure out that if you want to roll with the big dogs you better have the bite to back it up.
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Oculus Spirit [79253]
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Dood, just get a water bowl and some antifreeze
May 7, 2021, 11:47 AM
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It'll take care of the neighbors kids
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