Bud Light presents Real men of Genius (Real Men of Genius!)
This football season we salute you Mr. Gamecock Sports Promotion Guy (Mr Gamecock Sports Promotion Guy!)
Be it a piped-in rooster crow, Spurrier-On-A-Stick, or a real, live chicken on the sidelines, you’ve turned Williams Brice into the SEC’s Pergola! (Watch out for that poop now!)
Without you our team would be the laughing stock of the college football and, FEEL like we were the laughing stock of the college football. (Can you feel it!)
And even though we have to cut out and paste our own new tradition because our Athletic Department is in the hole financially, If it has Steve Spurrier on it, we’ll wear it. (Steve just scored a Touchdown!)
So crack open a ice cold Bud Light, Commandor of the Cockroach, because we may not have any traditions at USC but thanks to you we can feel like it for our first home game every year. (Mr Gamecock Sports Promotion Guy!)
Bud Light Beer, Anheiser Busch, St. Louis Missouri.