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Real Men Of Genius

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Jan 8, 2013, 11:27 AM

Bud Light presents... Real Men of Genius..
"Real men of genius...."

Today we salute you, Mr. General SEC Fan.
"Mr General SEC Fan!"

You spend your fall Saturdays not cheering on your team,
But cheering on all fourteen of them.
"Why pick just one??"

You remain cool, knowing that one of your teams will be successful enough to make you forget about your true favorite team sucking.. claiming their success as your own.

"I' got a piece of the pie!"

Each week, you carefully decide which of the 14 team flags
To proudly display outside your home - a symbol of your devotion, Flying high above the rest of the trailer park.
"Soaring High!!"

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light Mr. TideVolCock-DawgDore-RebTiger for to you, Nick Saban is both a friend and a foe.

"Mr. General SEC Fan!!!!"

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Thats was great...***

Jan 8, 2013, 11:29 AM

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LOL good one

Jan 8, 2013, 11:55 AM

And so true too. Looking on my facebook timeline last night coot fans were getting hysterical and giddy that Bama was winning and they could tout their "Mighty SEC". Even though the SEC took it on the chin in bowl season.

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Excellent. Even worse was the fact that Herbstreit

Jan 8, 2013, 12:02 PM

constantly referred to 'SEC fans' all night. How the heII are you a fan of a conference? That's like saying, "I'm a fan of the NFL. I don't care what team wins as long as it's an NFL team."

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^^^^^ THAT^^^^^^***

Jan 10, 2013, 4:54 AM

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"When I was young, I was sure of many things; now there are only two things of which I am sure: one is, that I am a miserable sinner; and the other, that Christ is an all-sufficient Savior. He is well-taught who learns these two lessons." -John Newton

sooooo true***

Jan 8, 2013, 12:04 PM

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As I read this I could actually hear

Jan 8, 2013, 12:09 PM

The narrator and singer in my head from the old bud light commercials. Well done my friend+1

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I don't think the

Jan 8, 2013, 12:10 PM

Great Sec teams have near as many pathetic fans as we do here locally. It's because they have some success of their own. The rest are hanging on to the shirt tails of Bama and LSU. They got a new hero now since t&am beat Bama

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AWESOME! I know way too many of those type of folks***

Jan 8, 2013, 12:14 PM

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One of the best!***

Jan 8, 2013, 12:30 PM

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Re: Real Men Of Genius

Jan 9, 2013, 3:34 PM

Even better than..

"Mr. Rolling Cooler Cooler-Roller"

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Re: Real Men Of Genius

Jan 9, 2013, 3:40 PM

That was actually pretty creative

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Jan 9, 2013, 4:12 PM

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Re: hof!***

Jan 9, 2013, 4:13 PM


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Is it bad while I read this I imagined the actual voices?***

Jan 9, 2013, 5:01 PM

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^^^^what he said ^^^^^^^^^^***

Jan 9, 2013, 5:39 PM

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Re: Is it bad while I read this I imagined the actual voices?***

Jan 9, 2013, 9:30 PM


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Love it!***

Jan 9, 2013, 9:43 PM

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This needs to be made.***

Jan 9, 2013, 9:47 PM

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"We establish no religion in this country, we mandate no belief. Nor will we ever. Church and state are, and must remain, separate." ~Ronald Reagan

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Jan 9, 2013, 9:58 PM

This is freakin' awesome! Thanks for posting!

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Re: Real Men Of Genius

Jan 9, 2013, 10:07 PM

Awesome post, fits the COOTS to a T!!!

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Jan 9, 2013, 10:59 PM


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Jan 9, 2013, 11:02 PM


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Would you mind if I share this on facebook?

Jan 10, 2013, 2:03 AM


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I had to post that...

Jan 10, 2013, 4:41 AM

on my FB page.


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Experienced the same type of brouhaha in the Army

Jan 10, 2013, 5:56 AM

wherein individual units would cheer for the battalion, brigade, division, etc. The only problem was that the truly successful units regularly sneered at the non-contributors, asking: "What the h3ll have you done to add to our success?" Seems they didn't take too kindly to those thinking they could "ride the coattails." Don't believe it? Ask Bama fans what they REALLY think of some of their cohorts!

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