The Tigernet presents Real American Heroes (Real American Heroes) Today we salute you, Mr. Carolina Gamecock Football Fan (Mr. Carolina Gamecock Football Fan) Without you, where else besides The Golden Banana would we hear grown men yell "Go #####!" (It's male genitalia!) But you, sir, the aluminum fan, even when your team is losing, often stay well into the 2nd quarter! (It's over by halftime...) Armed with your delusions, spin, and utter disregard for reality you wait for next year. And why do you do it? Because at some time in the distant future you know that the law of averages says that you will win a championship! (When pigs fly...) So crack open an ice cold Kool-Aid, oh doormat of College Football, and know that when America is looking for a good laugh you always come through! (And we're not laughing with you!)
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