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Young coot reported for his first day on the job
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Young coot reported for his first day on the job

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Nov 22, 2023, 8:33 AM

The manager handed him a broom and said “your first job will be to sweep the floor in the entire building each day.”

The young looked confused and indignant and said, “but I’m a University of South Carolina graduate!”

The manager replied, “oh, I’m sorry I didn’t know, in that case, hand me the broom and I’ll show you how this thing works”

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What do Coot graduates call Clemson graduates?

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Nov 22, 2023, 8:34 AM

They call them boss.

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What do freshmen at Clemson and UofSC have in common?

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Nov 22, 2023, 9:13 AM

They both got accepted to UofSC.

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Sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.


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Nov 22, 2023, 9:35 AM

My coot buddy had his car broken into back in August. He was down by the stadium, locked his car and when into lunch. He accidently had left two season Coot tickets on the dash. When he got back to the car, the window had been smashed and the car broken into. Someone had left two more Coot season tickets on the dash. Go Tigers!

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Re: Young coot reported for his first day on the job

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Nov 22, 2023, 9:55 AM

^^^^ This joke older than dirt. An oldie but Goodie.

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Nov 22, 2023, 10:11 AM

Coot professor just developed a new "Safe Sex" awareness program to start in 2024. Beginning in January, a red X is to be placed on the rears of all animals that kick!

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