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Observations on South Beach so far
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Observations on South Beach so far

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Jul 30, 2023, 7:25 PM

- I’m not surprised to hear a bunch of Spanish, but I am interested that all the white people around me seem to be here for some sort of USSR reunion tour. Heavy Eastern European and Russian influences around me.
- The beach water is clear and calm. I don’t know if because closer to the equator, but I can almost hear the sun frying my forehead
- The model of Waverunner I rented will tac out at exactly 54 mph on open water out past the surf
- The scent of marijuana smoke isn’t that remarkable, but I am impressed at the consistent quality of dank im smelling based on many years of experience in that arena
- Live music both in the hotel and across the way
- 20% service charge on literally everything, which makes tipping even more confusing because the person who serves you only gets a portion of that and the number of people they share that with varies by location.

Even in a kitschy, Myrtle Beach sort of way at times, there’s a ton of culture and fun here.. Love the art deco motif below 15th and the newer, more modernized scene up the street.

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You didn’t mention the strangest thing to me.

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Jul 30, 2023, 7:33 PM

The sheer number of people who look 19 and are driving Lamborghinis or similar. I really can’t tell if they’re all oligarch’s kids, drug dealers, or just in debt to their eyeballs, but there’s a million of em.

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Youtubers. For the life of me I can't understand the


Jul 30, 2023, 8:04 PM

business model, but it seems to work for them. Even some computer nerd dork who plays video games all day, he's got a Lambo, a hawt GF, and some house in South Beach.

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IKR, and I thought I was gonna be flexin

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Jul 30, 2023, 10:01 PM [ in reply to You didn’t mention the strangest thing to me. ]

in the 4-series convertible I upgraded for at Enterprise. I look like a grampa driving around out there.

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Also, if you like coffee,

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Jul 30, 2023, 7:35 PM

Order a cortadito at every Cuban place you pass. They’re amazing and it’s like an instant injection of caffeine and sugar.

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Da fug are the pigs?***

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Jul 30, 2023, 7:57 PM



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Th^^^is

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Jul 30, 2023, 8:20 PM

Show us them boobies and butts

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MauldinT, where are you???


Orrrrrrrrrrr, this


Jul 30, 2023, 8:21 PM [ in reply to Da fug are the pigs?*** ]

Show us them boobies and butts

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MauldinT, where are you???


Re: Observations on South Beach so far

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Jul 30, 2023, 8:16 PM

Checkout out Little Havana and eat at Versailles

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I'm going to the keys tomorrow and headed back


Jul 30, 2023, 9:58 PM

downtown Miami on Friday. Staying right beside Little Havana I believe so will have to check it out

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Where are u staying?***


Jul 30, 2023, 8:20 PM



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Re: Where are u staying?***

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Jul 30, 2023, 9:57 PM

https://www.thebetsyhotel.com/


Pros: Walking distance to everything. Attached to a great steakhouse.
Cons: The rooms are NOT nice enough for them to be charging $500/night

Headed out to walk Ocean now.

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Sounds like your first time there…***


Jul 30, 2023, 9:17 PM



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yes


Jul 30, 2023, 9:57 PM



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DONDE ESTA EL TIDDIES?????????***

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Jul 31, 2023, 12:57 AM



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