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ND WEEK LIMERICKS (better late than never)
Dec 27, 2018, 7:57 AM
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“On, Kelly! On, Book! On, you all! We’ll handily move the football!” Apologies, Domers, But just being homers Won’t save you when Cle comes to call.
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS (better late than never)
Dec 27, 2018, 8:01 AM
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Hail Marys are gonna be spoken When Clemson’s deep fire is awoken. Our brothers got jobbed, Their playing time robbed - Our fury ensures you’ll leave broken.
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS (better late than never)
Dec 27, 2018, 8:04 AM
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It’s better this way - trust me, guys. Just hand off the ball and be wise. If Book tries to keep it, Or’nge monsters will sweep it Away and smash turf in his eyes.
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS (better late than never)
Dec 27, 2018, 8:12 AM
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Remember last time we met, Brian? Rain falling and energy flyin’? Your face said it all. When Clemson plays ball, Your hopes of advancement are dyin’.
https://youtu.be/FTlfjhEBAWQ
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS (better late than never)
Dec 27, 2018, 8:19 AM
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I hope once these Domers we smash, Their program devolves into trash. I’d love it, someday, To hear people say They pawned their gold helmets for cash.
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS (better late than never)
Dec 28, 2018, 6:34 AM
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You’ll find no mistake or distortion. This ostarine fluke is our portion, But yours, Notre Dame, Will come at the game - A beatdown of epic proportion.
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS (better late than never)
Dec 28, 2018, 11:57 AM
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Yesterday's woes came from a potion, From where it came there's nary a notion. The Tigers have each others backs, Which will add a few more sacks. Resulting in ND full blown implosion.
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS (better late than never)
Dec 28, 2018, 2:50 PM
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The last time we played a sad slow c_ck, We whipped them after "Rubbing the Rock". As Trevor delivers The Irish just quivers. Unlucky will be the green Shamrock.
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS (better late than never)
Dec 28, 2018, 3:08 PM
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A collapsing pocket's not safe for Book, Open space on the outside he mistook. He hurries a floater, To the zone we'll tote her As Kelly glares into space with "The Look"!!!
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS (better late than never)
Dec 28, 2018, 9:08 PM
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Trevor and Etienne are a big dual threat They make the Tigers a pretty sure bet! Huggy takes Big Dex's place Knocks Book into outer space Another win over the Domers, our Tigers will get!
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS (better late than never)
Dec 29, 2018, 8:08 AM
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There once was a QB named Book Who thought he had what it took With Tigers in sight He died of fright And realized his goose had been cooked
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS (better late than never)
Dec 29, 2018, 8:12 AM
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Today our Tigers roll into the Cotton And put on a show that won't soon be forgotten The Irish go down With barely a sound And on to the Natty we'll go trottin'
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS (better late than never)
Dec 29, 2018, 10:38 AM
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Our firepower you can’t defend, And seemingly there’ll be no end To pressure on Book. You’re gonna get shook, Then slink your way back to South Bend.
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS (better late than never)
Dec 29, 2018, 11:02 AM
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Your leprechaun (Gaylord O’Patty?) - He’s quite a rambunctious lil’ laddie! His pot o’ fake gold Is empty I’m told - We’ll crush it and roll to the Natty.
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Roses are Red and the Irish are Green
Dec 29, 2018, 11:03 AM
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and they suck...too
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS (better late than never)
Dec 29, 2018, 11:19 AM
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There once was a school called the "Dame" Who road the coattails of their fame 'til Wilkins and crew Smashed them all black and blue Now we're off to the Championship game.
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS (better late than never)
Dec 29, 2018, 11:26 AM
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It’s true - you’re our abject inferiors. Our D, its harassers and weariers, Will dominate you. Guess what else we do? Pull horseshoes from golden posteriors.
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prettty good
Dec 29, 2018, 11:34 AM
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I like
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS (better late than never)
Dec 29, 2018, 12:28 PM
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It’s too bad Lou Holtz ain’t around - He made your win total abound! Since then, like your team, He’s run outta steam. He’s known now for lisping speech sounds.
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS (better late than never)
Dec 29, 2018, 2:48 PM
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From South Bend to North Texas, the Domers go The leprechauns are hoping to put on a show! But Book gets sacked And repeatedly attacked As the Tiger D delivers the death blow!
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS (better late than never)
Dec 29, 2018, 3:00 PM
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The “boulder” on Book’s shoulder is a hoot. Our D-Line won’t give a toot. William’s not bad. Otherwise, you’re sad. Just take solace in knowing you’re not a coot.
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS (better late than never)
Dec 29, 2018, 3:17 PM
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As I await our game with great anticipation Killing time watching the coots humiliation! What's wrong coots? Can't handle the Wahoos? Bentley throws another pick in desperation!
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS (better late than never)
Dec 31, 2018, 10:32 AM
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Our Tigers just demolished those boys from Notre Dame Those domers just didn't put up much of a game! The next one will be tougher Those Bama boys play much rougher But our Tigers are ready for another championship to claim!
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