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Heisman Winner [111697]
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Gift Ideas for a coot?
Dec 5, 2017, 8:24 AM
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got stuck being a secret Santa for a coot at work, it is a female one. I need gift suggestions.
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case of dasani water ?
Dec 5, 2017, 8:28 AM
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CU Guru [1640]
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Re: case of dasani water ?
Dec 5, 2017, 7:08 PM
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With a morning after pill.
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a shot of rocephin and some azithromycin?
Dec 5, 2017, 8:30 AM
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For after the games?
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110%er [5221]
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They seem to love male genitalia***
Dec 5, 2017, 8:34 AM
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Hall of Famer [24121]
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Gamecock merchandise is really cheap these days
Dec 5, 2017, 8:34 AM
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Plus YOU get style points for being a gracious victor. And we all know you can use the style points....
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Re: Gift Ideas for a coot?
Dec 5, 2017, 8:40 AM
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How about one of those “Hilarious ” chicken hats they sport ? She could wear it with pride??
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Re: Gift Ideas for a coot?
Dec 5, 2017, 8:41 AM
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A blanket would be simple enough. That way their trips behind the dumpsters would be classy and romantic.
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All-TigerNet [10346]
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Re: Gift Ideas for a coot?
Dec 5, 2017, 8:42 AM
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We could give them some decent fans or maybe a decent coach or maybe a decent qb or maybe even a decent conference. Just some ideas...
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Legend [15530]
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Re: Gift Ideas for a coot?
Dec 5, 2017, 8:44 AM
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Get him/her a bag of scratch feed at the local farm supply store. That will keep them busy hunting and pecking for a while.
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Re: Gift Ideas for a coot?
Dec 5, 2017, 11:44 AM
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Or some Chick Grit for help with digestion!!??
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Heisman Winner [105574]
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Secret Santa for a coot? I guess you could just give her
Dec 5, 2017, 8:44 AM
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the D and be done with it. She's a coot, so parking lots and tailgates work well for that. Of course, you'll probably get the herp, because coot...but it's Christmas so get over yourself.
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Go overboard.
Dec 5, 2017, 8:53 AM
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Show them how Clemson Tigers do Secret Santa by getting them exactly what they want.
She'll remember it next time she talks trash about our Tigers.
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Re: Gift Ideas for a coot?
Dec 5, 2017, 8:56 AM
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A zero bar ha ha ha
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CU Medallion [51552]
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Those are delicious***
Dec 5, 2017, 9:01 AM
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Re: Gift Ideas for a coot?
Dec 5, 2017, 9:49 AM
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A Three Musketeers bar to celebrate the FG!
Or something she would use throughout the year.
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Just give her your Jake Bentley jersey.
Dec 5, 2017, 9:01 AM
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I know it will be difficult for you to part ways with but you will feel better about yourself for giving away something so precious to you.
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A case of natty light.
Dec 5, 2017, 9:23 AM
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everyone's happy
win win
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Join IPTAY in her name******
Dec 5, 2017, 9:26 AM
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Bail Bond ?***
Dec 5, 2017, 9:27 AM
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shower curtain rings...
Dec 5, 2017, 9:31 AM
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It's the only chance they'll have to hang up 12 rings with pride.
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This is why I don’t work.***
Dec 5, 2017, 9:34 AM
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Re: Gift Ideas for a coot?
Dec 5, 2017, 9:41 AM
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Here you go. Perfect for framing.
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Re: Gift Ideas for a coot?
Dec 5, 2017, 9:49 AM
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a sack of brown paper bags.......with 34 - 10 written on the front of all of them.......Go Tigers!!!!
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Re: Gift Ideas for a coot?
Dec 5, 2017, 9:58 AM
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A bicycle?...
Dec 5, 2017, 12:16 PM
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You know since they're cycling in and were cycling out...
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Orange Blooded [4779]
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Re: Gift Ideas for a coot?
Dec 5, 2017, 2:02 PM
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get her a Jake Bentley. Nothing like staying fresh.
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All-TigerNet [12505]
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Some soap
Dec 5, 2017, 2:12 PM
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to wash the orange from betwixt her cheeks?
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Re: I will repost
Dec 5, 2017, 2:16 PM
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this
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Sign her up for Harry's razors.***
Dec 5, 2017, 2:14 PM
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Commissioner [921]
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McDonald's employees do secret santa?
Dec 5, 2017, 2:21 PM
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Who knew
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All-In [40936]
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Condoms
Dec 5, 2017, 2:29 PM
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and whiskey
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110%er [5466]
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Give her a pair of gloves...
Dec 5, 2017, 3:48 PM
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...push the thumb inside so there are four fingers on each glove when she holds them up.
See how long it takes for the light bulb to go on.
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All-In [47750]
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How about a
Dec 5, 2017, 4:02 PM
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"ICE COLD DR PEPPER, ICE COLD"
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Orange Blooded [2281]
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How about a "c-ck drill"?
Dec 5, 2017, 4:46 PM
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N/M
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Legend [16207]
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A Bama t-shirt...she'll love it until January 2nd.***
Dec 5, 2017, 6:35 PM
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Re: Gift Ideas for a coot?
Dec 5, 2017, 6:42 PM
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Wrap a turd up in gold foil and tell her it's a representation of Gamecock Football.
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Legend [16207]
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THIS should be gifted to any coot fan....
Dec 5, 2017, 6:53 PM
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...in recognition for their football program achievements.
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Orange Blooded [2550]
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^^^ NICE! ^^^***
Dec 5, 2017, 6:54 PM
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Re: Gift Ideas for a coot?
Dec 5, 2017, 7:22 PM
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Pee filled water bottles to throw at opposing teams and a trash bag poncho.
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Re: Gift Ideas for a coot?
Dec 5, 2017, 7:46 PM
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CU Medallion [50635]
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parking lot #####***
Dec 5, 2017, 7:48 PM
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Orange Blooded [3750]
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Re: Gift Ideas for a coot?
Dec 5, 2017, 9:24 PM
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check yr tmail+1
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CU Guru [1019]
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Re: Gift Ideas for a coot?
Dec 5, 2017, 9:35 PM
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Just bought my brother-in-law the new book by President Pastides wife ... Life on the Horseshoe if you really need a nice book. I personally liked the bottled water suggestion.
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Re: Gift Ideas for a coot?
Dec 5, 2017, 9:40 PM
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The gift that keeps one going---- EXLAX !!!!
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