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Re: FAST CHAD with a SLAM DUNK!
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I really think I’m on to something here. I am 100% confident that my kids would be college athletes, even at the D1 level if I chose the right breeding partner.
They are talking about a $30K per year minimum. I am also pretty confident that my kids would need more than four years to graduate, so I’m estimating a minimum yield of $180K per kid.
I don’t want to jinx it, but I see premium imported beer and cheese that doesn’t come out of a can in my future.
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Ultimate Clemson Legend [103505]
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My wife's brother was on the CU football team
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Dec 7, 2023, 9:18 AM
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and I was fairly athletic like could have played football at a small school.
My kids however.....they don't stand a chance. My son has improved a lot in soccer and his intelligence is there, but he seems below 50th percentile in size.
poot
My brother has two kids. One of them is super athletic and the other is large. Kind of like a blob.
I think adoption is the best bet.
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Yeah adopt highschool seniors***
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Dec 7, 2023, 9:20 AM
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Better get them into some money making schemes
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Starting when they're babies cuz you will be way in the hole by the time they are making $30k/yr
Kids ain't cheap
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Dec 7, 2023, 9:25 AM
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I’ll make sure my wife works while I train the kids.
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Finally, I have a kindred brother who view children as assets rather than...
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Dec 7, 2023, 9:21 AM
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liabilities.
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I think it would be easier to use them as TikTok influencers
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and you can start making bank a lot younger
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Re: I think it would be easier to use them as TikTok influencers
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Dec 7, 2023, 9:32 AM
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Males playing premium sports like basketball or football seems like the safe way to go, but I bet I could rake in some serious coin from guys like bengaline and BigDaddy® on the golf course if I had a teenage daughter that could hit 250 yard bombs off the tee and putt well.
Something like that could pay the bills until the NCAA money starts kicking in.
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Son, keep up the good work that the good lawd blessed you
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with the ability to do.
That post on the mange may be your finest yet.
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