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Legend [16378]
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BC WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 5, 2018, 11:00 AM
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Yous guys will not get very fah - We’re wicked good; yuh just sub-pah. Each Tigah incisah Will make yous guys wisah - You’ll wish you just stayed in yuh cah.
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Legend [16378]
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Re: BC WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 5, 2018, 11:05 AM
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In Boston, in Autumn, it’s glorious! When Clemson comes up, we’re notorious For braving your freezin’ And spoiling your season. This year, again, we’ll be victorious.
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Legend [16378]
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Re: BC WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 5, 2018, 11:11 AM
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“Endangered” is such a kind word, Considering your Eagle bird Is ‘bout to get beaten, Then roasted, then eaten. More aptly: “death sentence conferred.”
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Athletic Dir [882]
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Re: BC WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 5, 2018, 11:21 AM
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With Gameday being in Boston And our Tigers, they score so often, Lee Corso will wear an eagles head for sure Leaving the BC Eagles to look for a cure For the gashes they’ll surely be a toten
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Legend [16378]
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Re: BC WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 5, 2018, 12:01 PM
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When Desmond gets booed Sat'dy mawnin', He'll just keep on Michigan-fawnin', Denying the truth And being uncouth. Big Blue? Pardon me for my yawnin'.
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Re: BC WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 5, 2018, 12:21 PM
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B.C. Powder and Goody's, like Aspirin they are all pretty much the same But the Eagles all will be screaming For "ALEVE" after this game!
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Re: BC WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 5, 2018, 12:31 PM
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The whole BC team does its duty, Though the actual game is no beauty. The Eagles fly low, And it might even snow, 'Cause they no longer have Douglas Flutie
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Re: BC WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 5, 2018, 12:36 PM
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Tiger Rag is keyed in B flat And will be played so many times that It'll make the fans scoff And really pi$$ off That dude with the ridiculous hat
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When its cold you don't use a heatah
Nov 5, 2018, 1:24 PM
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In November you wear your wife beatah But we aint your wife You're in for some strife Ask Matty Ice ... he got a wicked decleatah.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSskqthHbeE
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Re: BC WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 5, 2018, 1:25 PM
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This BC hype sure makes us stress: “They’re grinders who mete out duress!” I’m thinkin’ Coach V Will let them all see The War Machine some call “finesse.”
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Legend [16378]
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Re: BC WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 5, 2018, 1:55 PM
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I get a kick outta the Boston-ease:
These yanks will get smacked in the kissah! Their fans will make this a “boo-hissah.” We’ll drag ‘em, and rough ‘em, And roll ‘em, and stuff ‘em, And beat ‘em, and that’s wicked pissah.
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wicked%20pissah
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Oculus Spirit [79440]
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Re: BC WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 5, 2018, 4:01 PM
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Giggling will be Fowler and Herbstreit As they talk of our game in the suite. Kelly won't be there To view Taylor's hair, But she'll dress for his passion complete.
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Oculus Spirit [79440]
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Re: BC WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 5, 2018, 4:13 PM
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In Mass, a delicacy is lobstah. They sound like a New Yorkah mobstah. But our southern drawl Will feast on them all! Their team is but a football impostah.
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Oculus Spirit [79440]
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Re: BC WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 5, 2018, 4:24 PM
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Been a while since we've donned orange britches. The last time, we were shredded to stitches. But our demeanor Is trifold meaner, As we reclaim the ACC's riches.
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Oculus Spirit [79440]
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Re: BC WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 6, 2018, 12:10 AM
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‘Tween the two AJ’s there will be tension. At least we’re not dealing with suspension. Terrell will be back, Dillon they may lack, Both play beyond all comprehension.
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Oculus Spirit [79440]
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Re: BC WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 6, 2018, 10:02 AM
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Let's enjoy a large bowl of chowdah We won't miss our road gradah Crowdah. The line we'll control Eve' in the damp cold, When their "a s s e s" we hand'ly powdah.
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Re: BC WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 6, 2018, 11:13 AM
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Our guys roll into old Beantown Looking to start another beatdown The weather is nippy But our D-line is chippy We'll have fun smacking the Eagles around.
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Re: BC WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 6, 2018, 11:21 AM
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We're headed to Boston, a championship on the line In recent weeks, we have looked oh so fine! BC hangs tough It's not enough Four straight championships is so divine!
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Re: BC WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 6, 2018, 11:42 AM
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Etienne is just a running freak And Trevor is looking better every week Defenders flying around Taking BC's Dillon down Tigers haven't even reached their peak!
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Oculus Spirit [79440]
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Re: BC WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 6, 2018, 12:19 PM
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Tiger men will be oiled and tattooed, Not wanting their ashy-ness to protrude. With hair neatly plaited, Our will simply stated, An Eagle defeat shan't be misconstrued..
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Re: BC WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 6, 2018, 3:02 PM
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Hail to the champs the Boston Red Sox ‘Cause it won’t be the Eagles and certainly not the C0cks That take a win in Beantown Before they do the Bama beatdown.
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Re: BC WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 6, 2018, 7:49 PM
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They say it could get pretty nippy, And that, plus a game that is chippy, Means there’ll be a chill Up ol’ Chestnut Hill When Clemson coldcocks BC’s lippy.
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Re: BC WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 6, 2018, 8:18 PM
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Welp, Dabo will roll into town And claim the divisional crown. The basic approach He’ll take with their coach: “Hey Steve, sit yo Eagle butt down.”
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Legend [16378]
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Re: BC WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 7, 2018, 8:07 AM
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Don’t know if you’ve seen the new rankin’, But some teams’ high hopes are a’tankin’. Your team in partic’lar? We ain’ gonna tickle her - You Eagles gon’ get a big spankin’.
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Re: BC WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 7, 2018, 6:11 PM
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I wouldn’t, despite what it’s costin’, Make public your sale on cake frostin’ - Please, New England bakers, Don’t cater to fakers! Josh Belk might just show up in Boston!
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Re: BC WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 9, 2018, 12:52 PM
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Your stadium’s not very loud, And though your fan base may be proud, When Etienne’s running And Lawrence is gunning, We won’t hear a peep from your crowd.
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Re: BC WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 9, 2018, 1:26 PM
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I’ll get a haircut at the baaba, Then set up to watch our boys clobba These Beantowner Yanks. So savage our spanks, They might throw their jocks in the haaba.
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Oculus Spirit [79440]
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Re: BC WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 9, 2018, 4:27 PM
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No one's line is built like Addazio's. Finesse? We don't walk on tippy toes. Christian hopes its sleet'n When you take your beat'n. We ain't scared or playing dominos!
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Re: BC WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 9, 2018, 4:58 PM
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I hear the Eagles like to play tough Get down and dirty and rough. But when the Tigers roll in They'll quiet the din And show 'em all the right stuff.
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Re: BC WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 9, 2018, 11:18 PM
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The "cold" blustery winds shall be weathered. Our Tigers will surely be "all lathered", When the crunching blow pops You'll need to call the cops Or your Eagles will be tarred and feathered.
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Re: BC WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 9, 2018, 11:55 PM
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We love when "smoke" billows from nostrils As linemen clash, groans - the air it fills, Holes opening wide, Travis tucks inside, Scampering to the end zone for thrills.
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Re: BC WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 10, 2018, 12:39 AM
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Way too much fun. Enjoyed them all. Wish I could be at the game tomorrow. Thanks for that gangsta rapping! You guys rock ??????
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Oculus Spirit [79440]
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Re: BC WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 10, 2018, 12:55 AM
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Having too much fun? Come join us then!!! Please, give it a try, take a spin. It’s just rhyming words, Admonishing the birds, By encouraging Our Tigers to WIN!!!
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Re: BC WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 10, 2018, 7:59 AM
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The Eagles show signs of being weak. Confidently, we’ll continue the streak. A Trevor thrown dart Will set us apart As those Yankees we gladly de-beak.
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Re: BC WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 10, 2018, 8:00 AM
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Steve says, “Don’t be scared to attack the Chow!” We ain’t no meatball, nor a big fat sow. His boys can day dream, And try to redeem, But we will continue the streak for now.
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Re: BC WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 10, 2018, 4:51 PM
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I’ve seen the full slate for today, And honestly I gotta say BC has no chance. They’ll soil their durn pants Like everyone else that we play.
I’m lookin’ at you, Coots.
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Legend [16378]
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Re: BC WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 10, 2018, 5:01 PM
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Go ice down a couple of beers, Point shop fans at both of your ears, And turn on the game. We’re doing the same In Boston, but with Eagle tears.
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