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Oculus Spirit [83135]
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Post like MuiraTiger Day. I’ll go first. Trump’s
Jul 27, 2020, 9:51 AM
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constituency is made up entirely of:
White supremacists White Aryans in prison White women who never graduated high school Gun toting white terrorists Angry white men Saudi Arabia Russia Wyoming cowboys Rednecks White vigilantes in Idaho
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CU Medallion [56109]
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Not bad. Needs more typos.***
Jul 27, 2020, 10:04 AM
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110%er [5854]
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Re: Post like MuiraTiget Day. I’ll go first. Trump’s
Jul 27, 2020, 10:11 AM
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I DO NOT HAVE ANY FACTS TO BACK UP MY POSTS AND I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO PROCESS YOUR FACTS SO I AM JUST GOING TO RESORT TO TYPING IN ALL CAPS. THIS IS A HOUSE OF LEARNED DOCTORS. DONT TOUCH MY DRUM SET!
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Lot o points [155986]
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Gather round and be regaled!
Jul 27, 2020, 10:15 AM
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I was a wee lad when my parents (a Duke and Duchess of unknown provenance) took me to Tanzania, where I quickly adapted to life on the plains and bagged my first elephant at age 9. The locals named me "Qua-ha-purlam" which means "pale one destined for greatness".
I parlayed the ivory from that elephant into a first class ticket on a steamer to the Maldives, where I learned the art of scuba diving and became the national Spanish spear fishing champion at age 14. At age 16, while giving lessons to a wealthy heiress in the Astor family tree, we struck up a romance, and after deflowering me, she lavished great wealth upon me.
After that, it's a long line of fast cars, beautiful women, high education, and general all around excellence, but take my word that when you're debating me, you're guaranteed to be debating the most interesting man in the world.
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Heisman Winner [119770]
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Joe, ya gotta add those who scream
Jul 27, 2020, 10:16 AM
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"GET OFF MY LAWN"
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Heisman Winner [138028]
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The details of MuiraTiger's life are quite inconsequential.
Jul 27, 2020, 10:24 AM
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Very well, where should we begin?
His father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with a low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. His mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. His father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. His childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring he'd make meat helmets. When he was insolent he was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds; pretty standard really. At the age of twelve he received his first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved his testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking. He suggests you try it.
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Lot o points [155986]
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laaaaaaaaaaaaa-zy.***
Jul 27, 2020, 10:26 AM
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Oculus Spirit [81925]
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Does hyphenating like that make you change the
Jul 27, 2020, 10:28 AM
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pronunciation of "zy"? Should it?
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Lot o points [155986]
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I like to leave it open for interpretation.
Jul 27, 2020, 10:31 AM
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When I type it, it's my art. When you read it how you like, it becomes your art.
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Oculus Spirit [81925]
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Man, you know darn well engineers suck at art***
Jul 27, 2020, 10:33 AM
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Lot o points [155986]
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and motorcycle riding.
Jul 27, 2020, 10:34 AM
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Dang, sorry, that was a cheap shot.
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Oculus Spirit [81925]
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Eh, anyone would've fallen there. The problem is
Jul 27, 2020, 10:37 AM
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I shouldn't have been there.
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Re: The details of MuiraTiger's life are quite inconsequential.
Jul 27, 2020, 10:54 AM
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Posts like this are despicable, unnecessary, and cowardly. How are you, as a middle-aged man, going to sit here and post about hot young girls, and drool over them like a f r e a k I n g p e r v e r t. This is a F - I N G FOOTBALL forum, not upstatepredators.com. If those girls were my daughters, You'd be seeing me out front of your house with a loaded 44. Posts like this should be banned and those who post this crap should be banned. Clemson folk are supposed to have class and respect others, not discuss how much you'd want to bang a college girls you don't even know anything about... and is a F R E A K I N G K I D! Good gosh almighty man, posts like this and people say the crap p I s s me off.
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110%er [5694]
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What did I miss?***
Jul 27, 2020, 1:31 PM
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Re: Post like MuiraTiget Day. I’ll go first. Trump’s
Jul 27, 2020, 10:35 AM
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At least I'm getting to you!! That's progress...thanks for responding. Hey, Trump will welcome everyone....it's America, right? I guess you forgot that Russians and Saudis can't vote in America? Pity you're so slow. Try harder.
So, on election day, you're going step on your ___k because you hate Trump's accomplishments? Typical lib logic. Did you ride the short bus a lot?
Whatcha wanna discuss next?
Did you fell stupid as you typed your post? Just askin'.
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All-In [42219]
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Kinda sounds like he's getting to you.***
Jul 27, 2020, 10:37 AM
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Re: Kinda sounds like he's getting to you.***
Jul 27, 2020, 10:43 AM
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Hell yes, I welcome taking on unhinged libs with short memories!! Bring it......
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Re: Kinda sounds like he's getting to you.***
Jul 27, 2020, 3:31 PM
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Yes, when I think of unhinged libs, Obed is the first guy that springs to mind.
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Oculus Spirit [81925]
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Re: Can you elaborate more on this statement please
Jul 27, 2020, 10:44 AM
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Did you fail reading comprehension more than once?
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Oculus Spirit [81925]
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Apparently you have, I am asking for elaboration.***
Jul 27, 2020, 10:45 AM
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Re: Apparently you have, I am asking for elaboration.***
Jul 27, 2020, 10:48 AM
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You know, you could move over to the lounge, OR the newly created thread 'Den for Dummies'! There ya go.
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Oculus Spirit [81925]
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So you aren't going to elaborate on your statement
Jul 27, 2020, 10:51 AM
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on Trump welcoming everyone? Because there are many instances where Trump does the exact opposite.
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All-In [48078]
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Re: So you aren't going to elaborate on your statement
Jul 27, 2020, 12:05 PM
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He will not. He thrives on alternate facts.
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CU Guru [1317]
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Re: Post like MuiraTiget Day. I’ll go first. Trump’s
Jul 27, 2020, 3:18 PM
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https://youtu.be/9Jz1TjCphXE
At least I'm getting to you!! That's progress...thanks for responding. Hey, Trump will welcome everyone....it's America, right? I guess you forgot that Russians and Saudis can't vote in America? Pity you're so slow. Try harder.
So, on election day, you're going step on your ___k because you hate Trump's accomplishments? Typical lib logic. Did you ride the short bus a lot?
Whatcha wanna discuss next?
Did you fell stupid as you typed your post? Just askin'.
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110%er [5694]
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Re: Post like MuiraTiger Day. I’ll go first. Trump’s
Jul 27, 2020, 1:35 PM
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I don't understand the list without numbers.
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Re: Post like MuiraTiger Day. I’ll go first. Trump’s
Jul 27, 2020, 3:41 PM
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Gosh, I wonder who could have thumbed you down?
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Oculus Spirit [81925]
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Well it wasn't Muira, he's only ever hit those pulse buttons
Jul 27, 2020, 3:49 PM
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22 times, and 100% of those have been the up button.
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Hall of Famer [20546]
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Re: Well it wasn't Muira, he's only ever hit those pulse buttons
Jul 28, 2020, 5:44 AM
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Huh. Good catch.
Wonders never cease, I guess. The troll was framed, then? Conspiracy!
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110%er [9045]
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Re: Post like MuiraTiger Day. I’ll go first. Trump’s
Jul 27, 2020, 3:54 PM
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White socks Blue Ribbon Beer
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Oculus Spirit [93712]
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TD for not listing accomplishments and fearless feats.***
Jul 27, 2020, 4:56 PM
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Orange Blooded [3728]
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