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Heisman Winner [105574]
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Deer Confessed Coot
Apr 21, 2014, 8:40 AM
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(and any other coot trolls)
What's the difference between a coot and a light bulb? Even after a light bulb burns out it's still brighter than a coot! BEWM!!! I'll be here all week coot!
Also, fill er up, 87 octane and check the oil. And no I don't want fries with that but you're late with my pizza coot!
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Oculus Spirit [93778]
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Don't git them sumbiches started.***
Apr 21, 2014, 8:41 AM
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Heisman Winner [108390]
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please get them sumbiches started. i've seen 43,000ish,
Apr 21, 2014, 8:53 AM
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[is exaggerating on a football bored a sin?] ####### perry como magic moments, nuk skinny dipping at practice, catahoula on a runaway train to h3ll posts and they're still going and going and going...someone take the ####### batteries out for already.
i'd rather crump kick me for hijacking everyone of them then sit here an read another worthless testimony[for either side of the debate] on a FOOTBALL bored.
bring on the motherless coots...
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Oculus Spirit [93778]
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I quit tnet!
Apr 21, 2014, 9:27 AM
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I'm goin fishin.
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Heisman Winner [108390]
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i'd miss ewe...
Apr 21, 2014, 9:28 AM
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no baptist
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Heisman Winner [105574]
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Finally!
Apr 21, 2014, 9:35 AM
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Ring of Honor [26353]
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Where are you at that serves pizza, fries and gasoline??
Apr 21, 2014, 8:56 AM
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Sounds like a good business idea
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110%er [7390]
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Just make sure you have at least two tip jars.
Apr 21, 2014, 8:58 AM
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Government employees & religious folk always have cash on hand.
The 2nd tip jar is to make sure you have one empty guaranteed at all times for when the lunch rush hits.
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Rock Defender [54]
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Re: Deer Confessed Coot
Apr 21, 2014, 9:24 AM
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87 octane? Are you poor? You sound poor
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Re: Deer Confessed Coot
Apr 21, 2014, 9:26 AM
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Yeah but he's what you might describe as "pi$$ poor" & has a sugar daddy that'll buy him anything like tazer guns & handcuffs so watch yo mouf.
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Heisman Winner [105574]
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Today is Monday
Apr 21, 2014, 9:26 AM
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I only drive my Lambo on the weekends.
HTH in advance
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Rock Defender [54]
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Re: Today is Monday
Apr 21, 2014, 9:38 AM
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Noob. I used to have to stand in line with the other peasants too before I got this sweet Volkswagen Passat. Get on my level, bro.
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Heisman Winner [105574]
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You got XM in that thing? You type rich***
Apr 21, 2014, 9:51 AM
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Re: You got XM in that thing? You type rich***
Apr 21, 2014, 10:00 AM
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No, but I do have a aux hookup and a sweet ski rack just in case I ever decide to go skiing in my lifetime. HTH in advance.
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Good planning, you never know when
Apr 21, 2014, 10:04 AM
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you might get the urge to go skiing for the first time, necessitating the necessity and need for a ski rack.
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Rock Defender [54]
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Re: Good planning, you never know when
Apr 21, 2014, 10:08 AM
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I could move out to Colorado for the skiing and pawt
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You would fit in well there with your hippie VW
Apr 21, 2014, 10:18 AM
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and skinny jeans
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Re: You would fit in well there with your hippie VW
Apr 21, 2014, 10:31 AM
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I have a flannel shirt but I'm not good at growing sweet beards
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Re: Deer Confessed Coot
Apr 21, 2014, 9:35 AM
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Coots must have been workin the late shift at the drive thru, so far none are up yet.
Well some are unemployed so 9:30 is really early for them, momma hasn't come down in the basement to wake them up yet.
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Re: Deer Confessed Coot
Apr 21, 2014, 9:53 AM
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Hello? Pumping gas as an insult is only outdated by, say, 30 years, since everyone now pumps their own gas. However, it saddens me to admit that making sport of a person's livelihood, and especially demeaning workers in the fast food market, still appears to be a big hit with a lot of pompous and asinine Tiger fans. Now would that type of childish, immature behavior be part of that vaunted "Tiger Pride"? Is that arrogant attitude now emanating from "those hills"? I choose to believe not for most Tiger fans!
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everyone must not include jersey & oregon.***
Apr 21, 2014, 9:57 AM
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ok, both you & sumguard back off a bit until after mcb gives
Apr 21, 2014, 10:01 AM
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me my fries. i don't want them getting cold.
tia in advance
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Re: ^^^found one***
Apr 21, 2014, 10:09 AM
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Oh, you'll find more than enough to continue your misery on November 29th, LOL!
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Tell 'em capon
Apr 21, 2014, 10:27 AM
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lbc
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Re: Tell 'em capon
Apr 21, 2014, 10:32 AM
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Yeah, I know you're always practicing that "shaking my head" bit in preparation for the Saturday after Thanksgiving. You'll really need that about the middle of the 3rd quarter, as you follow the 'orange in the parking lot', LOL!
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Re: Tell 'em capon
Apr 21, 2014, 10:34 AM
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Says the COOT that is always on Tnet SMH
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she stopped at a filling station looking for work & they
Apr 21, 2014, 10:38 AM
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pointed her here.
maybe gwp will let her wash the lambo?
smh my head
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Re: she stopped at a filling station looking for work & they
Apr 21, 2014, 10:41 AM
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Im getting ready to go get lunch and the fries better be hot
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they have to be hotter than mcb...
Apr 21, 2014, 10:42 AM
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i herd she's fugly.
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Re: she stopped at a filling station looking for work & they
Apr 21, 2014, 11:34 AM
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Re: she stopped at a filling station looking for work & they
Apr 21, 2014, 12:18 PM
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She is a little too cootish for my taste. She probably smoke Marlboro reds and drinks Busch light.
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mmhm.***
Apr 21, 2014, 1:37 PM
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niceeeeee, but mine's
Apr 21, 2014, 8:30 PM
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crump
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Re: Tell 'em capon
Apr 21, 2014, 10:45 AM
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I guess you can join him with that head-shaking, can't you? As for always being on Tnet, doesn't your church send missionaries to spread the truth and help others see the light? Seriously, I think Tnet is by far the best board around, and I do like Clemson football.....just second to the Gamecocks!
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Re: Tell 'em capon
Apr 21, 2014, 10:46 AM
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Tell em COOT
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Re: Tell 'em capon
Apr 21, 2014, 10:51 AM
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NO coot ever pulls for Clemson it just don't happen. You can give that crap a break and head on back to FGF.
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Re: Tell 'em capon
Apr 21, 2014, 11:09 AM
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Well, I can't speak for "coots", because I'm a Gamecock! Yes, I do like the Tigers after the Gamecocks, but rest assured, six is around the bend, and three straight in DV!
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Re: Tell 'em capon
Apr 21, 2014, 11:15 AM
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So you get to fill like a Tiger fan for the first time in your life. The streak will end this year because Dabo goes to Newspring.
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Re: Tell 'em capon
Apr 21, 2014, 11:39 AM
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Sorry bud! Just the facts! I've been a Tiger fan all of my life. However, from what I know of both teams, the streak won't end this year.....more likely next year! I won't argue though, that Perry might have done a bit better at calling the plays the last couple of years, LOL!
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Motor City just confirmed delivery of facts to you clowns faces.
Apr 21, 2014, 1:45 PM
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LOL.
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I haven't forgot calling you a coot and you denying it...
Apr 21, 2014, 1:41 PM
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What kinda of a coot does that make you? One that is ashamed and pretends to be a Tiger?
That doesn't sound like a lot of spreading the truth around to me...never trust a word that comes out of most shamecock mouths...
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Re: I haven't forgot calling you a coot and you denying it...
Apr 21, 2014, 2:25 PM
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I haven't forgotten that either! Most of the time I just stated that I was a Tiger fan.....that's the truth! Now, if you had called me a Gamecock, the answer would be different. Do you call yourself a "tater"? Didn't think so!
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Well, you weren't really fooling anyone so clarity wasn't
Apr 21, 2014, 7:34 PM
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needed. I knew you were a coot. It would have been easier for you to say, "yes, I am a gamecock," than to get butthurt and wonder why someone would 'assume' you were a coot. It comes off like you're ashamed. Hence the moniker, shamecock
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Re: Well, you weren't really fooling anyone so clarity wasn't
Apr 21, 2014, 7:54 PM
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No, I'm not, nor have I ever been a "coot", any more than you are a "tater"!
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If being a tater affiliates me with Clemson athletics...so
Apr 21, 2014, 7:58 PM
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be it. Hardly a demeaning, harsh insult...
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Re: If being a tater affiliates me with Clemson athletics...so
Apr 21, 2014, 8:48 PM
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That is certainly your right! BTW, when people called me a "coot", I just said I was a Tiger fan...that's true. My point was that most people on here refuse to read a post if they even think it is a Gamecock fan writing it, or anyone but a 100% Tiger (in their minds), regardless of content or logic. You know as well as I do that I can write a sincere, complimentary post about Brad Brownell, for instance, and instantly the catcalls start. I really believe that Brownell is one the best young coaches in the nation. I admit I'm not nearly as impressed with the football staff, other than Venables. If there is no room for honest discussion and debate on this board, and everybody is afraid to express their true opinion, because of the narrow-minded majority's control of 'their pulse', then we're just marching along in lockstep, aren't we?
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Re: ^^^found one***
Apr 22, 2014, 1:02 PM
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What's that white chit on your beak?????
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Maybe you missed it, but I drive a Lambo on the
Apr 21, 2014, 10:02 AM
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weekends. That gives me the right to make fun of people in any manner I prefer. Especially Confessed Coot.
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i herd confessed coot is a decent looper?***
Apr 21, 2014, 10:04 AM
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Big hitter the Confessed Coot
Apr 21, 2014, 10:05 AM
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Isn't today his big golf day?
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hmmm... maybe. sounds right. i hate him.
Apr 21, 2014, 10:08 AM
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All-In [25395]
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Better question:
Apr 21, 2014, 7:39 PM
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What's the difference between a Coot and a Light Bulb, Bill?
Answer: The Coot spells his name, Coot.
The latter spells it, cOoT.
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huh? are ewe rassist?
Apr 21, 2014, 7:45 PM
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i'm the last person to segregate peoples based on capitalization.
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Re: Deer Confessed Coot
Apr 21, 2014, 8:33 PM
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Are you that bored with 8th grade?
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Are you that butthurt?***
Apr 22, 2014, 8:17 AM
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