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Tuesday 'Dad Jokes'...who's bringing the spice today!
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Aug 26, 2025, 7:15 AM
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The week's creeping along towards a holiday weekend...three days of supposed bliss for many. I have lots of 'holidays'...complete with chores, 'to-do's', and so forth. But they're on my schedule, so...the clock is largely ignored...I can live with that. My favorite time of day? 'When I get around to it!' 
This seems apropos...for a Tuesday...and if I were in single mode:
I don't even know how to flirt anymore. Like...uhm...what am I supposed to say? Is it, "Hey, you look like you want to ruin my life...wanna go for tacos?"
Even 'Dad Jokes' are an opportunity to learn, hence, I present a word of the day:
Shidiot...a person who makes stupid decisions and ends up in crappy situations. (Yes, I've been a shidiot occasionally! Fortunately, survived with most mental faculties intact).
Because we must groan...
Why aren't you in bed? All the cows in the field have gone to sleep.
Are you calling me a cow?
No...it's 'pasture' bed time.
Be spicy, Tiger Nation!
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Re: Tuesday 'Dad Jokes'...who's bringing the spice today!
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Aug 26, 2025, 7:17 AM
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How did the cell phone propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring. :0)
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Re: Tuesday 'Dad Jokes'...who's bringing the spice today!
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Aug 26, 2025, 7:24 AM
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With a sea-saw.
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Wheel
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Aug 26, 2025, 8:10 AM
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Re: Tuesday 'Dad Jokes'...who's bringing the spice today!
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Aug 26, 2025, 8:20 AM
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I bought a new pair of shoes from a drug dealer. I'm not sure what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
What does every Tickle-Me-Elmo get before it leaves the factory?
Two Test Tickles.
How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two — but the real question is, "How did they get in there?"
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Re: Tuesday 'Dad Jokes'...who's bringing the spice today!
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Aug 26, 2025, 8:32 AM
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The Beach Boys walk into a bar.....
Round?
Round?
Get a round
I get a round?
Get a round.....
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Re: Tuesday 'Dad Jokes'...who's bringing the spice today!
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Aug 26, 2025, 10:01 AM
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funny but late. They are almost all dead now. 
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What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1***
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Aug 26, 2025, 8:33 AM
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What do you call a coot that makes jokes?
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Aug 26, 2025, 8:51 AM
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A comedihen.
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Re: Tuesday 'Dad Jokes'...who's bringing the spice today!
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Aug 26, 2025, 8:52 AM
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-If you rip a hole in a net, you have less holes than you started with.
-If poison is past its expiration date does that mean it's less or more poisonous?
-Everytime you clean, you make something else dirty.
The “ea” in tea is silent.
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Re: Tuesday 'Dad Jokes'...who's bringing the spice today!
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Aug 26, 2025, 10:00 AM
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A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game!
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Aug 26, 2025, 11:27 AM
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You know you’re a bad driver when Siri says, “ In 400 feet, stop and let me out.”
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