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Thursday 'Dad Jokes' to ponder...
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Jul 31, 2025, 7:28 AM
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Of course, there are rulz here, so:
I don't understand why bakers aren't wealthier.
They make so much dough! (A chorus of groans, please...  "> )
Little Johnny (that boy...again!) came home after playing with older friends. They had used adult words in jokes and he'd just laughed along...not knowing what any of them meant.
He asked his dad, "What's a hooker?" Somewhat taken aback, by bashful (?) Johnny...he didn't want him knowing that kind of language yet, so replied, "A hooker is like a bicycle." "What about f-ing?", Johnny replied. "That's the same as pedaling", answered his dad.
Johnny thinks a bit...,"And a condom?" Furrowing his brow, his dad says, "It's a bicycle chain. Bedtime for you; school tomorrow."
Little J obeys, off to sleep and wakes up the next morning in plenty of time to go to school. Still, he ends up 20 minutes late for class. "So, Johnny," his teacher starts talking, "Why are you so late for class?"
"Well, ma'am, I rode my hooker and started f-ing really hard, but my condom fell off four times!"
(Nice try, Dad!  "> )
It's 'Friday Eve', Tiger Nation! You're skewering yet another week!
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Re: Thursday 'Dad Jokes' to ponder...
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Jul 31, 2025, 7:30 AM
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Name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday.
---- yesterday, today, tomorrow ---
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Re: Thursday 'Dad Jokes' to ponder...
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Jul 31, 2025, 7:54 AM
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Dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.
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Jul 31, 2025, 8:06 AM
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A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you."
The man replies, "Boobs!"
Q: What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
A: Snowballs.
Q: What do computers eat for a snack?
A: Microchips!
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Re: Thursday 'Dad Jokes' to ponder...
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Jul 31, 2025, 8:19 AM
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I signed up for my company's 401K, but I'm a little nervous. I don't think I can run that far.
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Ultimate Tiger [34378]
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Don't be a stranger
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Jul 31, 2025, 8:51 AM
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Jobu88! Now, being strange, that's your call! We most definitely won't judge! 
Thanks for chiming/groaning in!
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Re: Thursday 'Dad Jokes' to ponder...
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Jul 31, 2025, 8:29 AM
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Someone asked me to name 2 structures that hold water…
I was like well ###!
Life is short: if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me… I will!
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Am I getting older or is the supermarket finally playing good music?
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Jul 31, 2025, 8:31 AM
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Just in: Police have revealed there have been a number of robberies at a local bowling alley. Police believe the criminals are likely to strike again. The robbers wasted little time when they split. They didn’t want to get framed or get the robbery pinned on them, because, if convicted, they are looking at 7 – 10.
This week's forecast calls for: rane, hale, gails, thundor, litening, and possible torenadoes. It’s going to be a really bad spell of whether.
What the difference between a slow computer and a sheep? One can be a rack of lamb, the other suffers from a lack of RAM.
At least someone is chuckling
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Orange Blooded [2363]
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I love Sam.
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Jul 31, 2025, 9:00 AM
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And that ain't no joke.
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Re: Thursday 'Dad Jokes' to ponder...
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Jul 31, 2025, 11:28 AM
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It’s never too late.
Ray Kroc started McDonald’s at 52.
Henry Ford started Ford at 40.
Harland Sanders started KFC at 65.
Frank Davis won an argument with his wife at 54.
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lol***
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Jul 31, 2025, 11:31 AM
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Tiger Woods
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Jul 31, 2025, 11:50 AM
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Jul 31, 2025, 1:25 PM
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I went for a run the other day and turned around after 2 minutes because I forgot something. I could only run for 2 minutes because I forgot I was out of shape.
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Ultimate Tiger [34466]
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Where does Santa claus love to vacation?..
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Jul 31, 2025, 2:27 PM
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Christmas Island...
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Re: Thursday 'Dad Jokes' to ponder...
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Jul 31, 2025, 3:55 PM
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What’s the scariest kind of horse?
A nightmare
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