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The week is Humping along...with a Dad Joke or ten to help!
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The week is Humping along...with a Dad Joke or ten to help!

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Jul 16, 2025, 8:08 AM
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Mid-week already?!? Not that it matters to me, but I'm an empathetic sort, so I'm with you in spirit!

A 'Spud-ish' offering:
What's the best way to watch a fly-fishing tournament?
Live Stream! :(


Alright...don't believe what you see in the cartoons. No matter how hard you throw the toilet plunger, it won't actually stick to someone's face. It's not important how I know this! ;)


I know most folks are at the age they use their phones to document the good times in their lives. Me, at my age, I use my phone to take pictures of labels I can't read so I can enlarge the print enough to read it. :) (Raise your hand if you've done this!)

Why do people tell introverts to be more talkative and leave their comfort zones, yet no one tells extroverts to shut the heck up to make the zone more comfy?

Go chill 'Under the Boardwalk', Tiger Nation! Go Tigers!

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Jul 16, 2025, 8:09 AM
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the tug abides


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Jul 16, 2025, 8:10 AM
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Why did the dalmatian go to the doctors?
Because every time she looked in the mirror she saw spots.


I played hide and seek in the hospital, but they kept finding me in the ICU.



Why did the doctor laugh at the X-ray?
Because it was humerus.



I’ve got a disease where I can’t stop telling airport jokes.
The doctor says its terminal.

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I try to save a life a day, usually it is my own.


lol and happy hump day.***

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Jul 16, 2025, 8:18 AM
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Why do seals swim in salt water?

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Jul 16, 2025, 8:21 AM
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Because pepper water makes them sneeze

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Jul 16, 2025, 8:29 AM
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Why do women in the Middle East not smoke pot?

Because they’ll get stoned!

*I know…bad DownSouthTiger!

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Ive been planning to do something spontaneous.

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Jul 16, 2025, 8:44 AM
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I’m getting over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows, and nuts. Not gonna lie, it’s been a rocky road; sometimes I scream. But now I’m addicted to chocolate, marshmallows, and graham crackers. I always want s’more. People Snicker about my sticky situation, but then they ask what I would do for a Klondike bar.

I got a great job working in a helium factory. I can't speak highly enough of the place. But my friend got fired. They didn’t like his tone. He then had to get a job at the clown shoe factory. It’s no small feat working there.

Why are our tax dollars wasted on signs telling deer where to cross the road?

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Jul 16, 2025, 2:15 PM
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PLEASE!!! Spare us!

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Uhm....

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Jul 16, 2025, 3:52 PM
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Re: Uhm....

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Jul 16, 2025, 8:28 PM
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Salty55® said:





HA HA HA HA HA!

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I try to save a life a day, usually it is my own.


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