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SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 22, 2021, 8:11 AM
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Been waiting two years to do this.
Your wretched fan base will boo-hiss
And throw lots of trash-a,
But still, we will thrash ya.
You’ll need a sweet dumpster row kiss…
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 22, 2021, 1:07 PM
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The Chickens are prone to be loopy
(Heck, they flavor ice cubes with poopy),
And this year’s the same -
Our Tigers ain’t tame,
And we’ll make the Côcks rather droopy.
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 24, 2021, 6:56 AM
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Your pedigree’s hard to deny.
If anyone wants to know why
We’re glad you’re our rival,
Our rate of “survival”
Against your program’s pretty high.
71-42-4 is about to crack the 30-win differential mark, Coots.
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 24, 2021, 7:02 AM
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It’s truly unique, your approach -
You find a prospective head coach,
Then soon as you hire,
You drag him through mire
And ruin him down at the Roach.
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 24, 2021, 7:10 AM
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Since SEC games “just mean more,”
This weekend’s contest will just bore
These upper-crust Chickens.
They’ll take savage lickin’s,
Then downplay how badly they’re sore.
Whatever you need to tell yourselves, Coots.
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 24, 2021, 7:17 AM
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If Beamer’s a half-decent planner,
He’ll work in Gamecockian manner
To mark their six wins
With high-fives and grins
And maybe an 80-foot banner.
Heckuva season, Coots. Well done.
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 24, 2021, 11:49 AM
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There will be no hill or rock
The place smells like a wet sock
Come in hard thrash u to shards
And u all can....................
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 24, 2021, 1:50 PM
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According to SECN,
There seldom, if ever, has been
More favor for chickens
To dole out some lickin’s.
Say, what is their record again?
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 26, 2021, 9:44 AM
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We slow-smoked and carved up a bird,
Then offered a genuine word
Of thanks and of love
To Jesus above.
Same plan for tomorrow, I heard.
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 26, 2021, 1:18 PM
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We’re trav’ling today through SC.
I wouldn’t have thought there would be
Such spunk from Coot fans
With food in their hands
When Paws in the drive-thru they see!
I checked my chicken sandwich for lugeys, btw.
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 26, 2021, 2:01 PM
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Maybe it should be Sowkerlina since there's apparently a lot of porky stuff goin on in the parking lots.
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 27, 2021, 2:07 PM
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We won’t have to worry or beg.
It won’t cost an arm and a leg.
We play like we’re able
And you’ll get unstable,
Then squat, and then lay a big egg.
See y’all in a few hours, Coots.
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